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It Was the Breast of Times, It Was the Worst of Times: Just two weeks ago, we were doing a happy dance because Lil' Kim had finally decided to wear clothes -- honest-to-goodness, cover-her-ginormous-chest clothes. Now we're swaying to the sad waltz of disappointment as we contemplate the extroverted hip-hop star's red carpet ensemble at the VMAs. Kim is a big ol' bust in a zebra print Carlos Miele design that's clinging to her assets more tightly than Anna Nicole Smith at an octogenarian oilmen convention. To us, this isn't just a dress -- it's a cry for help. See, once upon a time Kim was an attractive young woman, but, sadly, she's obliterated her former self by showing off an eye-averting amount of skin and breasts so large Boy Scouts could camp under them. We can only hope Fox debuts a Bizarro version of "The Swan," in which women whose transformations have gone awry are made-under instead of over. Now that we'd watch.

minneapolisgenius said:

Lord Have Mercy. I don't know what's up with this child. She needs to say no to that damn cosmetic doctor.

:" What's wrong, wrong with the world today."
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Does she have vitaligo?

AsianBomb777 said:

Not to my knowledge.

What a shitty mess

Hey I like when she doesn't have those catapillar eyebrows

CinisterCee said:

Hey yeah! Her eyebrows don't look so Groucho Marx-y.

OK so besides the distasteful cleavage (well, maybe that would appeal to others), her face and hair and smile and everything looks great! She looks alot like KIM there.

AsianBomb777 said:

nah she uses skin lighteners

thus she's kinda 2 tone

it must be wearing off because she was lighter a few monthes ago

Luv4oneanotha said:

Ditto. I think you hit it right on the head.

From the neck up, I thinks she looks a bit more natural than in previous pix.

AsianBomb777 said:

No, neither does that other freak

she looks better. hair's still a hot flamin mess tho.

and i actually like the dress. just not on her.

I Love Lil Kim she's Great and I think she looks Great.

Considering what she usually looks like, It's not that bad.

CalhounSq said:

You dun did it now.....the MJ stans will be here in full force to roast you for not believing that MJ has full-blown vitiligo..
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PurpleCharm said:

nah not worth it...

i know calhounSq by now, she doesn't give a damn if he does or doesn't lol

Luv4oneanotha said:

I give a damn that he doesnt

CalhounSq said:

CalhounSq said:

bahahahahahahahahhah


Lil kim use to be so cute...damn shame.
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Rhondab said:

Look again Rhondab, she is real cute there, except for the choice of clothes!

CinisterCee said:

She looks like a bloated Eddie Murphy in drag.

instead of getting a quick fix she needs to excercise and stop drinking and smokin' weed and eat some healthy food. turn vegetarian or somethin'. eventhough she's smiling she doesn't look happy.

CinisterCee said:

I'm still not digging the blond hair and blue contact lenses. Don't even get me started on her choice of clothes.

But then that's to be expected I suppose.

heybaby said:

Maybe we should just stop judging her and how she lives

CinisterCee said:

Yeah, that'll happen

In addition to the butchering of her skin, face and body, what about the fake valley girl voice? Born and raised in NYC and she now she sounds like a reject from Square Pegs.. Sorta like Tina "I Was Born In TN" Turner taking on a British accent..