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Lil' Kim I just had to post this because it made me laugh out loud.  This is taken from the MSN site, and I always love their sarcastic commentary on what celebrities wear....
Wear Apparent: Do our eyes deceive us? Are we seriously able to look at a photo of Lil' Kim and not avert our eyes in shame? The woman who never met a pasty she didn't like is wearing actual clothes. Clothes that cover things! Like her boobs! Forgive our excitement, but the lack of exposure of Lil' Kim's tremendous assets is like Christmas and our birthday all rolled into one. In fact, we're so pleased with her more modest mode that we'll ignore the fact that her airtight two-piece halter-topped togs resemble a mid-air explosion of a plane filled with Neapolitan ice cream, and that her feet are about to be devoured by 14-ct. lizards, and that Groucho Marx called and wants his eyebrows back. Instead, let's scream it from the mountaintops, people (no, not those mountaintops): "Lil' Kim is wearing clothes!"  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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...we'll ignore the fact that her airtight two-piece halter-topped togs resemble a mid-air explosion of a plane filled with Neapolitan ice cream... and that Groucho Marx called and wants his eyebrows back.
I'll try to ignore that she's getting closer & closer to the shade of her blonde hair too 
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| I'm still laughing at the Groucho Marx comment. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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| That outfit is hideous! | |
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theVelvetRoper said: That outfit is hideous! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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DAMN! Dem titties is HUGE!!!!
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but don't you WANT lil kim to look bad.....makes me happy  | |
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PFunkjazz said: DAMN! Dem titties is HUGE!!!!
And she's only 4' 11''. | |
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Poor Lil' Kim. Seems like nothing she does is right. I applaud her for having a photo op where she looks decent for a change. So what if the outfit is ugly, at least she doesn't look like she should be wearing a "For Rent" sign. She whores her image out in so many ways, it ain't even funny.
As for the constant lightening of her skin and hair, obviously this little naive and not-too-bright sista has let Hollyweird twist her little brain up. The surgery and the attempts to look as Euro as possible indicate the girl needs therapy. I blame the white man. 
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BlaqueKnight said: [color=blue:24f883ef30]Poor Lil' Kim. Seems like nothing she does is right. I applaud her for having a photo op where she looks decent for a change. So what if the outfit is ugly, at least she doesn't look like she should be wearing a "For Rent" sign. She whores her image out in so many ways, it ain't even funny.
As for the constant lightening of her skin and hair, obviously this little naive and not-too-bright sista has let Hollyweird twist her little brain up. The surgery and the attempts to look as Euro as possible indicate the girl needs therapy. I blame the white man.
[/color] No, no, she just has vitiligo! | |
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VoicesCarry said: BlaqueKnight said: [color=blue:24f883ef30]Poor Lil' Kim. Seems like nothing she does is right. I applaud her for having a photo op where she looks decent for a change. So what if the outfit is ugly, at least she doesn't look like she should be wearing a "For Rent" sign. She whores her image out in so many ways, it ain't even funny.
As for the constant lightening of her skin and hair, obviously this little naive and not-too-bright sista has let Hollyweird twist her little brain up. The surgery and the attempts to look as Euro as possible indicate the girl needs therapy. I blame the white man.
[/color] No, no, she just has vitiligo! | |
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UptownDeb said: PFunkjazz said: DAMN! Dem titties is HUGE!!!!
And she's only 4' 11''. I ain't exactly "LAND OF THE GIANTS", so I like that short maxi-pak thang (as long as the ass is tite and the waist is rite!). test | |
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VoicesCarry said: BlaqueKnight said: [color=blue:24f883ef30]Poor Lil' Kim. Seems like nothing she does is right. I applaud her for having a photo op where she looks decent for a change. So what if the outfit is ugly, at least she doesn't look like she should be wearing a "For Rent" sign. She whores her image out in so many ways, it ain't even funny.
As for the constant lightening of her skin and hair, obviously this little naive and not-too-bright sista has let Hollyweird twist her little brain up. The surgery and the attempts to look as Euro as possible indicate the girl needs therapy. I blame the white man.
[/color] No, no, she just has vitiligo! you guys are evil | |
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VoicesCarry said: BlaqueKnight said: [color=blue:24f883ef30]Poor Lil' Kim. Seems like nothing she does is right. I applaud her for having a photo op where she looks decent for a change. So what if the outfit is ugly, at least she doesn't look like she should be wearing a "For Rent" sign. She whores her image out in so many ways, it ain't even funny.
As for the constant lightening of her skin and hair, obviously this little naive and not-too-bright sista has let Hollyweird twist her little brain up. The surgery and the attempts to look as Euro as possible indicate the girl needs therapy. I blame the white man.
[/color] No, no, she just has vitiligo! aww naw hell naww man yall done up n done it! and 5.4.3.2.... Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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VoicesCarry said: BlaqueKnight said: [color=blue:24f883ef30]Poor Lil' Kim. Seems like nothing she does is right. I applaud her for having a photo op where she looks decent for a change. So what if the outfit is ugly, at least she doesn't look like she should be wearing a "For Rent" sign. She whores her image out in so many ways, it ain't even funny.
As for the constant lightening of her skin and hair, obviously this little naive and not-too-bright sista has let Hollyweird twist her little brain up. The surgery and the attempts to look as Euro as possible indicate the girl needs therapy. I blame the white man.
[/color] No, no, she just has vitiligo! "das wha'  huurrd! " - (old black woman on Martin).[This message was edited Mon Aug 23 13:29:19 2004 by paisleypark4] Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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Moonwalkbjrain said: VoicesCarry said: No, no, she just has vitiligo! aww naw hell naww man yall done up n done it! and 5.4.3.2.... It's true. Transmission from sexual contact with a virile Michael Jackson  . | |
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VoicesCarry said: Moonwalkbjrain said: aww naw hell naww man yall done up n done it! and 5.4.3.2.... It's true. Transmission from sexual contact with a virile Michael Jackson . o man in ALL SERIOUSNESS i shudder at the thought! but now lets get back to how we're use to seein ms kim...half nekkind and scurrry!!!
 Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Oh god are those scary pics. I don't know what she's done to her face, but it looks like it hurts! Awful weave, too. [This message was edited Mon Aug 23 15:01:45 2004 by VoicesCarry] | |
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Moonwalkbjrain: posted a bunch of scary pics.
OH MY GOD MY EYESSSSS!!!!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I'll admit the initial pic in the beginning of this thread is a more decent recent pic of Kim,however them ones towards the bottom where she is obviously bent.....Oh My!!!!! Her Make-up is lookin like a bootleg,low budget,first timer Trannie..... I am not African. Africa is in me, but I cannot return.
I am not taína. Taíno is in me, but there is no way back. I am not european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there. I am new. History made me. My first language was spanglish. And I am | |
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boriquateddy said: I'll admit the initial pic in the beginning of this thread is a more decent recent pic of Kim,however them ones towards the bottom where she is obviously bent.....Oh My!!!!! Her Make-up is lookin like a bootleg,low budget,first timer Trannie.....
LOOKIN LIKE A BOOTLEG!! AAH
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Moonwalkbjrain said: VoicesCarry said: It's true. Transmission from sexual contact with a virile Michael Jackson . o man in ALL SERIOUSNESS i shudder at the thought! but now lets get back to how we're use to seein ms kim...half nekkind and scurrry!!!
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CalhounSq said:
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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This shit reminds me of that one hoodrat in the neighborhood,who never was taught to approprietly put on make up,so she walks around looking like a clown...ya'll know what i'm talkin about,every hood has one....
OOOOooooo ah Uhhhh.....I didn't know Bozo had a stunt double. I am not African. Africa is in me, but I cannot return.
I am not taína. Taíno is in me, but there is no way back. I am not european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there. I am new. History made me. My first language was spanglish. And I am | |
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DID SHE HAVE AN ASS IMPLANT? ON ONE PICTURE SHE HAS A HUGE SCAR ON HER HIP! I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ! | |
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She's hideous and she knows it.  &  | |
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CherrieMoonKisses said: She's hideous and she knows it.
Thats awfully mean of you. Based on those pics she really is fucking her sel-- wait I mean she fucked her self up. There's no going back or stopping the bleeding. Maybe she just had the surgery and it was just a little puffiness. I hear that happens, I just can't believe she did that to her self. | |
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kdj997 said: CherrieMoonKisses said: She's hideous and she knows it.
Based on those pics she really is fucking her sel-- wait I mean she fucked her self up. There's no going back or stopping the bleeding. Maybe she just had the surgery and it was just a little puffiness. I hear that happens, I just can't believe she did that to her self. I agree with you 100%. What the hell was she thinking when she let those fools fuck her up like that? I saw her today on some show on cnbc and the only thing that was real on her was her ass which she flaunted in the host's face when they were dancing. | |
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Hotlegs said: kdj997 said: Based on those pics she really is fucking her sel-- wait I mean she fucked her self up. There's no going back or stopping the bleeding. Maybe she just had the surgery and it was just a little puffiness. I hear that happens, I just can't believe she did that to her self. I agree with you 100%. What the hell was she thinking when she let those fools fuck her up like that? I saw her today on some show on cnbc and the only thing that was real on her was her ass which she flaunted in the host's face when they were dancing. I'm pretty sure no one held a gun to her head and made her do that to herself though. She has no one to blame but herself obviously. But it sure looks like she enjoys her new look. She's certainly not a shy person when it comes to flaunting her looks. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Hotlegs said: I agree with you 100%. What the hell was she thinking when she let those fools fuck her up like that? I saw her today on some show on cnbc and the only thing that was real on her was her ass which she flaunted in the host's face when they were dancing. I'm pretty sure no one held a gun to her head and made her do that to herself though. She has no one to blame but herself obviously. But it sure looks like she enjoys her new look. She's certainly not a shy person when it comes to flaunting her tits and ass. | |
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