Blonde suburban chicks with ZIP musical talent dying their hair pitch black, wearing tank tops instead of tube tops and calling themselves "rockers" (although they'll still magically find time for the Revlon commercial). The Marketing Machine is in overdrive with Ashlee Simpson at the moment, and she's probably the most pathetic of the lot.



Can we please banish her to Pluto and bring back



?

I'm doing my best to ignore this child. I swear, America is under a dumbass spell when it comes to youth, what's supposedly hot, what to care about, yadda yadda yadda I hear ya, Voices

I'd like 2 put an end to the following:

1. That girl who was a presenter/host on the MTV Movie Awards.....who the fuck is that?
2. Britney Spears.
3. Most of the Eminems out there.....and the thousands to come.
4. P being a Jehova.
5. Most of the remixes out there.
6. Martha Stewart's empire.
7. 99% of Reality TV
8. George Bush, John Howard, Tony Blair....
9. The internet becoming so damn commercial
10. Top 10 lists like this 1.

agentmonday said:[quote]I'd like 2 put an end to the following:

1. That girl who was a presenter/host on the MTV Movie Awards.....who the fuck is that?
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Hellooooo. Lindsay Lohan...Duh. She is like a totally awesome mega-star.

BiggestBoooooty said:[quote]

agentmonday said:

oh, yeah bloody fantastic. Esp that dance number she did

Crap shovled sideways 4 todays dumb ass 8 year olds.

I'd like to put an end to the marketing method of not allowing an artist or group to release an album without at least one collaboration with another "hot" performer of the moment.

Doesn't anybody know how to make a record alone anymore???


SAVE THE EXCUSES!

Thank you.

VoicesCarry said:

Maaaaamaaaaa wer'e alllll craaaaazeeeee nowwwww..... i love the fuckin runaways

agentmonday said:

amen to everything except numbers 8 and 10. George Bush needs to stay until the war is over. i would rather be eaten alive by maggots than be governed by the John-John's.

Lita Ford was a Runaway? (Looks like her, anyway.)

I don't know much about the Donna's. Do they rock?

I'd like to put an end to MTV.

Then it wouldn't matter if you could shake your little hot ass in a camera and music would go back to ability.

As far as the kids go, I blame the parents for not educating them on what music is and is not.

VoicesCarry said:

What other chicks out there are dying their hair and singing rock nowadays. I know it's Ashlee Simpson, but who else...

Christina Aguilera did it with Figther.

Did Hillary Duff do it?

Is Michelle Branch naturally brunette?

Who else is dying their hair black.

JANFAN4L said:

Does Kelly Osborne count?

UptownDeb said:

no, she's a natural brunette, isn't she?

UptownDeb said:

Yep! There's one more chick though. She's escaping me at the moment...

Kelly Osbourne is a natural blonde, so she does count, but I think maybe voices carry was trying to make a point of these white girls calling themselves 'Rockers' and trying their hardest to fit the bill. It really does suck that this is what's popular at the moment. Ashlee Simpson, who does happen to have a decent voice, doesn't have any real talent. She is trying to capitalize on her sisters success by trying to NOT be like her...weird. Why does she have her own show??

FYI..Lita Ford was a Runaway

Smooches;)

Slave2daGroove said:

We need to go back to the way it was before MTV, VH1, and BET hit the airwaves. Back when you had to have a good song and voice, because the radio stations were all that was around. It didn't matter what the singer looked like back then...well, until they did a TV interview anyway.

JANFAN4L said:

Lol, I'm not sure, but I was mainly discussing the idea that the marketing deparments are just crafting a certain image for these girls (who are not musicians) so they can sell them as "rock". This is simply because Jessica is already cornering the blonde teeny pop market, and they couldn't have two of them with the same last name, you know?

So far we've got:

-Ashlee Simpson
-Avril Lavigne ("I write my own songs, and shit." Yeah, sure Avril. Did you add a period at the end of a phrase?)
-Kelly Osbourne
-Christina Aguilera ca. "Fighter"
-Amy Lee (although she's got perhaps some credibility, she still can't sing)
-Hilary Duff ("Where Did I Go Right?", her latest single, is sooo Avril, OMG!)

AND NEXT UP: Lindsay Lohan (just watch)

So far we've got:

-Ashlee Simpson
-Avril Lavigne ("I write my own songs, and shit." Yeah, sure Avril. Did you add a period at the end of a phrase?)
-Kelly Osbourne
-Christina Aguilera ca. "Fighter"
-Amy Lee (although she's got perhaps some credibility, she still can't sing)
-Hilary Duff ("Where Did I Go Right?", her latest single, is sooo Avril, OMG!)

AND NEXT UP: Lindsay Lohan (just watch)

[/quote]

Ok, I have to disagree there. Amy Lee has a very powerful voice. Now, her image is very contrived, but I saw her perform live and she was amazing.

Smooches;)

So far we've got:

-Ashlee Simpson
-Avril Lavigne ("I write my own songs, and shit." Yeah, sure Avril. Did you add a period at the end of a phrase?)
-Kelly Osbourne
-Christina Aguilera ca. "Fighter"
-Amy Lee (although she's got perhaps some credibility, she still can't sing)
-Hilary Duff ("Where Did I Go Right?", her latest single, is sooo Avril, OMG!)

AND NEXT UP: Lindsay Lohan (just watch)

[/quote]

Ok, I have to disagree there. Amy Lee has a very powerful voice. Now, her image is very contrived, but I saw her perform live and she was amazing.

Smooches;)

MsMisha319 said:

Ok, I have to disagree there. Amy Lee has a very powerful voice. Now, her image is very contrived, but I saw her perform live and she was amazing.

Smooches;)[/quote]

I will say this: after Christina, she has the best voice of the lot. I'm just not feeling it, I guess.

VoicesCarry said:

I'm about to hurl on ALL of these people.



Although I have no idea who Amy Lee is, I'll on her too because I can just imagine.

VoicesCarry said:

Hey, leave Avril alone. With everyone on your list, she is the only legit musician. The others don't have a clue.
[This message was edited Fri Jul 23 8:59:17 2004 by claye]

claye said:

God she's hideous...

MrTation said:

In your opinion, maybe. But at least she has a solid head on her shoulders, despite being Canadian.

claye said:

That would also mean australia is doomed with John Howard, until the war is over?? Nooooo

I would also like to blow up most of the radio stations shoveling shit, and put an end to 'Days Of OUr Lives', and take some of those shite casting agents and put them on some island- Beyonce 4 lois lane in the next Superman feature? I don't think so.

claye said:

A musician? Are you serious?

theVelvetRoper said:

Oh yeah, every1 is "singing" nowdays. Kinda makes me believe in my own crappy skills in this area

agentmonday said:

Actually, no I meant John Kerry and John Edwards in the US.