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Printablemochalox said: okaypimpn said: Remember... KP: So is Aileen Carol Wuornos really Mochalox, your estranged girlfriend? O: I'd rather not disclose that information.    | |
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Coming soon from Meloh9 A Three and a half CD Set To Silence His Critics
Standing On THE VERGE Of A Funky Breakdown | |
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Nurse Betty: Mr. Pimpn' you have a visitor?
Okaypimpn: Really? Who is it? NB: It's Linda Robinson from E! News. O: Who? NB: Linda Robinson from E! News. O: Is she over 18? NB: Yes. O: Does she smoke good? NB: Excuse me? O: Nevermind. Send her in. Linda Robinson: Hello, Okay. How are you? O: Chillin'. You? LR: Doing well. I don't know if you were aware or not, but your friend blackguitaritz was on his way to see you about an hour ago, but there was a massive stampede of spectators that carried him away. Police are on the scene now and they are currently searching for the whereabouts of him. O: Are you serious?! That was all that noize I heard?! I thought I was dreamin' about paligap throwing his drums down the stairs. You know that boy can throw the hell outta some drums down the stairs. I remember this one time we were jammin' on a fire escape up in New York and paligap said he would bet me $1,000 that he could make his kickdrum pound on the two and four while he threw them down the stairs. Man, I tell you, pali- LR: Mr, Pimpn. Can we stick to the story? O: I'm trying to, but you keep interrupting me. LR: No. I mean the story about blackguitaritz. O: Why would we all of a sudden start talking about him? LR: We wouldn't. We were originally talking about him? O: Then why did we stop? LR: Because you went on about paligap and some drums? O: Leave paligap out of this! LR: I did! You were the one who started talking about him!!! O: Why are you shouting? LR: Because you were shouting at me!!!! O: No I wasn't. You just turned up the volume on your brain, so it sounded as if I was shouting. LR: MR. PIMPN!!! ARE YOU HIGH!!!! O: Yes. On Jesus. LR: WHAT?!!! O: Jesus. You know like my boy, James Brown? Lady you need to go to church more often. LR: This is ridiculous. I don't know why I even tried to carry on a coversation with you. O: Look, Lisa, your erratic behavior is making me tired. Either you're gonna stay here and talk to me while I sleep or leave me be while I sleep. Either way, I'm about to go to go nighty-nite. LR: I don't believe this. O: Tell blackguitartiz he can come back in about an hour. LR: (shaking head) This is insane. O: Turn out the lights and close the door on your way out, please. Oh, and when you pass Robert Downey, Jr.'s room, tell him I haven't forgotten about him owing me on the purple shit. He's got until I wake up or that's his ass. Thanks. (LR exits, slamming the door) O: (falling asleep) SLAM! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, let the boys be boys...slam. | |
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Welcome to a new season of MTV Cribs, the most exciting way to peep into your favorite celebrities' homes without getting slapped with a restraining order. Check out blackguitaristz' dope pad, Meloh9's boat collection, psykosoul's designer cigarette corner and Okaypimpn's sweet ride. Don't miss the only show that hooks you up with exclusive insight into your heroes' cribs. coming up, a peek into the plush crib of the infamous Miss Mochalox.... 
and her newly hired manservant, Mr. Fonzworth Bentley....  [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 6:54:47 2004 by mochalox] "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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psykosoul said: PSYKOSOUL TALKS
From the corner of Jefferson and 38th St 
LADY 1: Hey isn't that Psykosoul? That guy who was in the Verge? LADY 2: That quiet one who never said shit? Yeah. Damn, I guess he really did lose his mind. *sniff, sniff* Ooooh DAMN!!!! LADY 1: Hey mister! Are you Psykosoul from The Verge? PSYKOSOUL: Not only am I am member, but I'm the president. I'm not bullshittin'. LADY 2: What happened how did you end up like this? PSYKOSOUL: The guys had gotten into an argument over something silly. It was over royalty checks or corn cobs... I really can't remember. Meloh9 and okaypimpin got to fighting over who drank the last glass of Kool-Aid. I went outside and sat in the corner up against the wall to smoke and I don't remember too much after that. I'm not bullshittin'. Can you spot me a square? LADY 1: We don't smoke. PSYKOSOUL: How 'bout some trim? LADY 2:  What the?
LADY 1: You won't get any of that from us. PSYKOSOUL: Well, you looked like nice ladies and all. I thought you could edge me up. Taper me up a bit. Keep me from looking so scruffy. I got a date tonight. I'm not bullshittin'. BOTH LADIES: With who? PSYKOSOUL: Mochalox. She told me I could come over this evening to hoe out her flower beds and if there's time we'll do some session work with guys for the next album. I'm not bullshittin'. LADY 1: Well good luck with that! LADY 2: Yeah, and if you wanna impress your bandmates again. I encourage you to take a bath also. PSYKOSOUL: Will do. You ladies have a pleasant day. I have to practice my instrument now. picks up an empty coke bottle and proceeds to play it like a panflute That's wonderful. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
nammie "What BGZ says I believe. I have the biggest crush on him." http://ccoshea19.googlepa...ssanctuary http://ccoshea19.googlepages.com | |
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okaypimpn said: Nurse Betty: Mr. Pimpn' you have a visitor?
Okaypimpn: Really? Who is it? NB: It's Linda Robinson from E! News. O: Who? NB: Linda Robinson from E! News. O: Is she over 18? NB: Yes. O: Does she smoke good? NB: Excuse me? O: Nevermind. Send her in. Linda Robinson: Hello, Okay. How are you? O: Chillin'. You? LR: Doing well. I don't know if you were aware or not, but your friend blackguitaritz was on his way to see you about an hour ago, but there was a massive stampede of spectators that carried him away. Police are on the scene now and they are currently searching for the whereabouts of him. O: Are you serious?! That was all that noize I heard?! I thought I was dreamin' about paligap throwing his drums down the stairs. You know that boy can throw the hell outta some drums down the stairs. I remember this one time we were jammin' on a fire escape up in New York and paligap said he would bet me $1,000 that he could make his kickdrum pound on the two and four while he threw them down the stairs. Man, I tell you, pali- LR: Mr, Pimpn. Can we stick to the story? O: I'm trying to, but you keep interrupting me. LR: No. I mean the story about blackguitaritz. O: Why would we all of a sudden start talking about him? LR: We wouldn't. We were originally talking about him? O: Then why did we stop? LR: Because you went on about paligap and some drums? O: Leave paligap out of this! LR: I did! You were the one who started talking about him!!! O: Why are you shouting? LR: Because you were shouting at me!!!! O: No I wasn't. You just turned up the volume on your brain, so it sounded as if I was shouting. LR: MR. PIMPN!!! ARE YOU HIGH!!!! O: Yes. On Jesus. LR: WHAT?!!! O: Jesus. You know like my boy, James Brown? Lady you need to go to church more often. LR: This is ridiculous. I don't know why I even tried to carry on a coversation with you. O: Look, Lisa, your erratic behavior is making me tired. Either you're gonna stay here and talk to me while I sleep or leave me be while I sleep. Either way, I'm about to go to go nighty-nite. LR: I don't believe this. O: Tell blackguitartiz he can come back in about an hour. LR: (shaking head) This is insane. O: Turn out the lights and close the door on your way out, please. Oh, and when you pass Robert Downey, Jr.'s room, tell him I haven't forgotten about him owing me on the purple shit. He's got until I wake up or that's his ass. Thanks. (LR exits, slamming the door) O: (falling asleep) SLAM! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, let the boys be boys...slam.  " I've got six things on my mind --you're no longer one of them." - Paddy McAloon, Prefab Sprout | |
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...upcoming film to be announced based on the true story of the Verge. "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said:
[color=blue:315017c59d]Welcome to a new season of MTV Cribs, the most exciting way to peep into your favorite celebrities' homes without getting slapped with a restraining order. Check out blackguitaristz' dope pad, Meloh9's boat collection, psykosoul's designer cigarette corner and Okaypimpn's sweet ride. Don't miss the only show that hooks you up with exclusive insight into your heroes' cribs. coming up, a peek into the plush crib of the infamous Miss Mochalox....[/color]
[color=blue:315017c59d]and her newly hired manservant, Mr. Fonzworth Bentley....[/color]     My GOD!! She got THE POLE!!! " I've got six things on my mind --you're no longer one of them." - Paddy McAloon, Prefab Sprout | |
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paligap said: My GOD!! She got THE POLE!!! my man likes it.  "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: paligap said: My GOD!! She got THE POLE!!! my man likes it. 
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 "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: | |
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mochalox said: | |
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"Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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mochalox said: The Single Cover to Trick Turner's Debut Single "Pole Slider (Plucked Gently on a G-String)" | |
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my baby likes it this way,
and gurlz take notes.... 
this is how to keep an orger happy for a minute... a happy orger is a drooling orger....  "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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mochalox said: my baby likes it this way,
and gurlz take notes....
this is how to keep an orger happy for a minute... a happy orger is a drooling orger.... " I've got six things on my mind --you're no longer one of them." - Paddy McAloon, Prefab Sprout | |
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paligap said: I aim to please, and I'm pleased to aim. "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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