So many 4 me but.....


"Hero" Mariah carey-sorry mriah fans, but this was sickly shit and at the time seemed even worse as so many songs sounded like this

or..... (in close 2nd)

"Against all odds" Mariah Carey and Westlife- I actuallt love the Phil collins original which is proberly why i hate this cover-no emotion by anyone involved and is just crap really.....here original 4 passion and actually emotionally believable singing too.....

There must be more, but that's all i ca think of 4 now.....

"This I Promise You" - NSync UGH! I always hated that damn syrup ass boring song.

" Freaky wit you " by Silk.
"Knockin da boots " by H-Town
" UHH, AHH" by Boys II Men
" Whatt you won't do for love " by Bobby Caldwell. I preface this by saying I'm quite tired of hearing the Quiet Storm sation in my area play this ALLLLLTHETIIIIIMMMEEE like it's his ONLY song.

" U got it bad " by Usher. Sorry if I went over the quota.

I'm gonna get some violent disagreement on this, I know, but the one song that SETS ME OFF whenever I hear it come on the radio at work is:

ON MY FUCKING OWN
by Patti Freakin' LaBelle
and
Michael Goddamn McDonald

"My Fartz Will Go On"....by the horrid Celine Dion

No contest:

SHE'S LIKE THE WIND (through my trees???) - Patrick Swazye

The worst is Rubin's "Sorry" Hands down the worst shit I ever heard

The 1st ones that come to mind which are historically bad...

You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh
Feelings - Morris Albert

tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

http://www.prince.org/msg/8/99892

R. Kelly, "U Saved Me"

Most slow songs by nsync and Backstreet Boys would qualify here. Lots of power ballads from the '80s are really bad, despite being 'nostalgic'.

Why Can't This Be Love? by Van Halen has one of the worst lines ever:
"Only time will tell if we'll stand the test of time"

Er, what?

Vanilla Ice had that horrible ballad, can't think of the name right now.

No wait, I have it - that Milli Vanilli song containing the line "like a honey bee you took the best of me." Sammy Haggar must have done some moonlighting that year.

"I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)" by Aretha Frankliin and George Michael

Not only was the age difference genuinely freaky, but the song was utter crap! This definitely was not an exception to the rule that states celebrity duet pairings are always less than the sum of their parts.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 6 17:23:35 2004 by VoicesCarry]

FLOAT ON BY THE FLOATERS.

CANCER, AND MY NAME IS LARRRRRY.....


WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING ABOUT WHEN THEY WROTE THAT HOT MESS!

what a girl wants or what ever its called by B2k...they totally ripped off float on by the floaters @ the end.

Anxiety said:

i love that song....



(kisses to anx from sos)

what was that backstreet boy sing? "i want it that way"?


it always reminded me of ordering a whopper or something...

Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison

"I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene - This song has to be heard to be believed...

flipwilson said:

No, it doesn't. It doesn't need to be heard...ever again.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Tragically, it's indelibly etched in my memory...

e.v.e.r.y. bloody word, every syrupy note will be with me until the day I die...

Arms of Orion

Britney-Im not a girl,Not yet a woman

Christopher said:

Oh, I had forgotten about that one.

Anyone ever see the great MAD TV parody of that song?

I'm Not A Child

Verse 1:
What did you think?
Did you think I wasn't up here selling sex to you?
I mean come on
If my jeans were any lower you could see my prize, yeah
If you don't get it by this time
Let me make it perfectly clear

Chorus:
I'm not a child (I'm not a child)
It's okay to nail me (it's okay to nail me)
I'm so sick and tired, so freakin' sick and tired
Of beating around my bush.

Verse 2:
Look at this blouse
My god these things are almost falling out of it
What more do you need?
Do I have to stand here naked with arrows pointing at my pubic bone?
I'm throwing the metaphors at you.
A snake and a pole and a cane
(I'm not a child)
You're watching porn right now do you understand
(It's okay to nail me)
If you don't get that you're an old and gay man
For you I'm a slave
And what I mean is a sex slave
Oops, I will say it again
I'm not a child (I'm not a child)
Come on let's do it
I'm not a child (I'm not a child)
Fill me up and get to it
I'm not a child (I'm not a child)
Put your back into it
I'm not a child.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 6 20:33:11 2004 by VoicesCarry]

kremlinshadow said:

That's one.

Timmy T. - "One More Try"
&
Bob Carlisle - "Butterfly Kisses"

*** "Truly Madly Deeply" by Savage Garden---this song annoys me to no end!..."I wanna stand with you on a mountain...I wanna stand with you in the sea".....oh gimme a break!!


***"I'm Your Angel" by R.Kelly and Celine Dion----nuff said


***"Exhale (The Shoop Shoop Song)" by Whitney Houston---one of the rare times when Babyface couldn't write a decent song,lol.

***"I Love You" by Vanilla Ice---so bad that it's good

debbiedean2 said:

I like the music,but those spoken lines are just absurd....


"I like a woman who loves everything and everybody...because I love everybody"


It's like "shut up and sing...nobody cares what sign you are!"
[This message was edited Wed Jul 7 2:22:23 2004 by DavidEye]

i'm no huge mariah carey fan, but Hero and One Sweet Day which are both mentioned here have absolutely beautiful melodies.

i'm a sucka for a beautiful melody. even if the lyrics are corny, i'm lost in the tune.

DavidEye said:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SPINE TWITCHES WHEN THIS SONG IS PLAYED!

debbiedean2 said: