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Reply #30 posted 10/08/19 7:07am

1nitealone

He don't play the hits no more plus I thought he was gay.
U gonna have 2 fight ure own damn war cuz we dont wanna fight no more!!
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Reply #31 posted 10/08/19 8:10pm

Dalia11

"My Name Is Prince":

"My name is Prince...In the beginning God made the sea, on the 7th day he Made Me!...I've got 2 sides and-their-both-friends! Don't try to clock em', their much-too-fast.....When you hear my music, you be having fun, that's-when-I-Got-U - that's-when-Your-Mine!".
[Edited 10/8/19 20:13pm]
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Reply #32 posted 10/09/19 3:40am

Vannormal

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Exodus - "Mashed Patatoo Girl"

-

U like the food here?
(Yeah)
Good, huh?
(It's alright)
Try the canolli, it's fabulous
(I'm kinda full, alright)
U gonna eat that meatball there?
U, U just gonna let it...

Here, give it 2 me
U're not gonna eat it

(At least not now)
Mmm, yeah
Best meatball in the city
What are U doin' there?

(Give it 2 me, I'll eat it)
So tell me, U like broads?
(They're alright, I...)
Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U
(Jesus)
Let's see, uh
I'm on a date with this broad, right?

I bring her here
(Here?)
I thought I'd put some food in her belly
U know, get a little curve in her slope
U know what I'm sayin?

(Slope?)
(Oh, gosh)
So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me"
Make her think I'm a big shot, U know
I said "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room

I gotta burp the baby
U know what I'm sayin'?"
I figured she'd order me somethin' light

Like a couple of salads or somethin'
Boy, was that a mistake

(Why?)
I comes back from the bathroom
I'm sittin' there
Waitin' 4 the food
This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
Said she just wanted 2 nibble
Nibble my ass
This broad ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware
(Come on)
I kid U not
{phone rings}
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with
U know what I mean?
But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got home


(Hey brother, what's up?)
Not here, right?
(Right)
I mean U, U ever had a broad do that?
(No, not really)
Fuckin' pisses U off, am I right?
Right, so I reaches over
I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad
(Now wait a minute)
That ain't all though, check this out
(What?)
The waiter sees what just happened
He's gonna be Mr. Macho, right
He comes over and says
"What U do that 4?"

(And U said?)
I said "What the fuck business is it of yours?
I'm payin' 4 these fuckin' potatoes

I'll do what the fuck I wanna do with'em!
Now bring me a fuckin' finger bowl!"

(What happened?)
What happened?
I'll tell U what happened

Here, gimme some of that meatball
(Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that)
This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right
Punk
He throws the finger bowl on my head
I kid U not
I'm sittin' there, head soakin' wet
Mashed potatoes in my finger nails
And this broad's crackin' up

(Ha ha ha ha)
I kid U not
She's rollin' on the carpet, people...
Gimme some water there

(Hey, hey, get...)
People leavin' the restaurant
She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head

(U got mad?)
Damn right I was mad!
I said, "Very funny"

(Well, it is kinda funny)
And I left her fuckin' ass right there
Rollin' in those fuckin' mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out payin' a dime

(Well, what are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?)
That's the killer!
I was so mad I bought this joint

(But the girl...)
Fuckin' right
(What happened 2 her, man?)
That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register
(Naw, her?)
U gonna eat this?
(That's the mashed potato girl?)
Here, gimme this bread
(She's, she's great, what do U mean?)
Is this the best bread in the city or what?
What the fuck's your problem?

(Look at her, she's, she's gorgeous)
U eat like a fuckin' parakeet
(What...)
I'm still hungry
U hungry?

(Naw, naw)
Naw, U not hungry
U want some bird seed or somethin'?

Look here, order me somethin'!
(Man, shut up now)
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room
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For what it's worth, Prince said 13 times FUCK in these lyrics.
Guess it's the only song where he says fuck so often.
Just, Loooooove this everytime I hear it !
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"...no matter what, all will be fine, always."
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Reply #33 posted 10/09/19 7:35am

PeggyO

Vannormal said:

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Exodus - "Mashed Patatoo Girl"

-

U like the food here?
(Yeah)
Good, huh?
(It's alright)
Try the canolli, it's fabulous
(I'm kinda full, alright)
U gonna eat that meatball there?
U, U just gonna let it...

Here, give it 2 me
U're not gonna eat it

(At least not now)
Mmm, yeah
Best meatball in the city
What are U doin' there?

(Give it 2 me, I'll eat it)
So tell me, U like broads?
(They're alright, I...)
Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U
(Jesus)
Let's see, uh
I'm on a date with this broad, right?

I bring her here
(Here?)
I thought I'd put some food in her belly
U know, get a little curve in her slope
U know what I'm sayin?

(Slope?)
(Oh, gosh)
So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me"
Make her think I'm a big shot, U know
I said "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room

I gotta burp the baby
U know what I'm sayin'?"
I figured she'd order me somethin' light

Like a couple of salads or somethin'
Boy, was that a mistake

(Why?)
I comes back from the bathroom
I'm sittin' there
Waitin' 4 the food
This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
Said she just wanted 2 nibble
Nibble my ass
This broad ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware
(Come on)
I kid U not
{phone rings}
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with
U know what I mean?
But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got home


(Hey brother, what's up?)
Not here, right?
(Right)
I mean U, U ever had a broad do that?
(No, not really)
Fuckin' pisses U off, am I right?
Right, so I reaches over
I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad
(Now wait a minute)
That ain't all though, check this out
(What?)
The waiter sees what just happened
He's gonna be Mr. Macho, right
He comes over and says
"What U do that 4?"

(And U said?)
I said "What the fuck business is it of yours?
I'm payin' 4 these fuckin' potatoes

I'll do what the fuck I wanna do with'em!
Now bring me a fuckin' finger bowl!"

(What happened?)
What happened?
I'll tell U what happened

Here, gimme some of that meatball
(Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that)
This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right
Punk
He throws the finger bowl on my head
I kid U not
I'm sittin' there, head soakin' wet
Mashed potatoes in my finger nails
And this broad's crackin' up

(Ha ha ha ha)
I kid U not
She's rollin' on the carpet, people...
Gimme some water there

(Hey, hey, get...)
People leavin' the restaurant
She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head

(U got mad?)
Damn right I was mad!
I said, "Very funny"

(Well, it is kinda funny)
And I left her fuckin' ass right there
Rollin' in those fuckin' mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out payin' a dime

(Well, what are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?)
That's the killer!
I was so mad I bought this joint

(But the girl...)
Fuckin' right
(What happened 2 her, man?)
That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register
(Naw, her?)
U gonna eat this?
(That's the mashed potato girl?)
Here, gimme this bread
(She's, she's great, what do U mean?)
Is this the best bread in the city or what?
What the fuck's your problem?

(Look at her, she's, she's gorgeous)
U eat like a fuckin' parakeet
(What...)
I'm still hungry
U hungry?

(Naw, naw)
Naw, U not hungry
U want some bird seed or somethin'?

Look here, order me somethin'!
(Man, shut up now)
I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room
-
For what it's worth, Prince said 13 times FUCK in these lyrics.
Guess it's the only song where he says fuck so often.
Just, Loooooove this everytime I hear it !
-

Burp the baby...

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Reply #34 posted 10/11/19 5:16am

bsprout

You can’t be too flirty girl, I know how to undress me
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Reply #35 posted 10/11/19 7:21am

poppys

Now when I look in the mirror
And I see this ugly face, good God
I just want to run, I want to run over to your place, yes
I want to see, good god, someone that's uglier than um, um.
I said, I said uglier than me

"people like you"
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Reply #36 posted 10/11/19 8:14pm

RJP1205

Da bourgeoisie lyrics - "bouquet...thats french"
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