Revolution81 said:

bonatoc said:

Who cares if the OP inserts a banana, a cucumber, or a entire arm up his bum?
Who the fuck cares if he used vaseline or coarse sandpaper?
Whatever makes you happy is fine with me, as long as you keep it to yourself or go to "General Discussion".
Here's an exhibitionist who calls for other exhibitionists to share their dirty little secrets (yawn).
What the hell this "confession" has to do with Prince fans? Mechanicalemotion (suits you like a glove), you can go to Paisley Park restrooms and wank while making a selfie, I'm sure you'll have a blast.

LBrent, look at you wearing your superhero cape, and rushing to defend the right to be inelegant, vulgar, and totally pointless. You're symptomatic of these sad times, where every utter cretin feels entitled to open his stinky mouth on whatever subject crosses his mind, in a desperate attempt to exist. That's just noise. Useless barking under the freedom of speech alibi.

We stand on the other side of the fence, and we spend most of our time trying to filter you, to ignore you, because there you always are, polluting. We're so patient. We try to understand.
But sometimes, I just feel like showing you the big finger you deserve,
especially when your stupidity level starts to wet my feet.
Now you can go back discussing Prince's glans color (pink? white? Purple?) all you like.
Thanks for chiming in.

Bon, you do seem to get all hot & bothered & passionate whilst you rail against sex in all it's forms. Don't read the threads, damn. Are you sure it's a big finger you wanna give brent? I mean with your amazing sex life n all.

bonatoc said:

You think I need your lecture, but I don't.
You think I'm prude, but I'm not.
You only read what you want to read. See what you want to see.

The only talent you inherited from Prince is this paranoid attitude towards anyone that would question your behaviour. Instead of discussing as an adult, there you are again, playing judge and jury, which only shows how limited your little brain is, how self-entitled you feel.
But you're not the police, you're just another sucker.

You think the OP is entitled to come here and talk about Prince being his father,
and that s.he wanked to him when s.he was 11, if I'm reading well.
Sure s.he is. As I'm entitled to say how gross and pathetic I think s.he is.
I've got news for you : freedom of speech goes both way,
and you can play your "troll" card as much as you like, I wipe my ass on it.

Who cares if the OP inserts a banana, a cucumber, or a entire arm up his bum?
Who the fuck cares if he used vaseline or coarse sandpaper?
Whatever makes you happy is fine with me, as long as you keep it to yourself or go to "General Discussion".
Here's an exhibitionist who calls for other exhibitionists to share their dirty little secrets (yawn).
What the hell this "confession" has to do with Prince fans? Mechanicalemotion (suits you like a glove), you can go to Paisley Park restrooms and wank while making a selfie, I'm sure you'll have a blast.

LBrent, look at you wearing your superhero cape, and rushing to defend the right to be inelegant, vulgar, and totally pointless. You're symptomatic of these sad times, where every utter cretin feels entitled to open his stinky mouth on whatever subject crosses his mind, in a desperate attempt to exist. That's just noise. Useless barking under the freedom of speech alibi.

We stand on the other side of the fence, and we spend most of our time trying to filter you, to ignore you, because there you always are, polluting. We're so patient. We try to understand.
But sometimes, I just feel like showing you the big finger you deserve,
especially when your stupidity level starts to wet my feet.
Now you can go back discussing Prince's glans color (pink? white? Purple?) all you like.
Thanks for chiming in.

You're so transparent in your bid for attention. Now go back and read what you wrote to me...look in the mirror...squint if you need to so you can bear it...and read what you wrote to yourself, substituting your own name.

See the irony?

How do you make time to be Captain Pious Prude with all the so called "doing" in addition to posturing to possess higher moral ethic that you have on your oh so busy agenda...However do you fit it all in?...tsk, tsk...Must require laudable organizational skills and a great deal of concentration, you know, considering your obviously mandatory daily social remediation requirements.
Seriously though, when I get a moment next Thursday I'll be sure to spare a thought for your pitiable existence that allows you to sit in pompous judgement of how everyone else's appreciation for P should be enacted and monitored by your omniscience, oh lord of all things appropriate in regards to P fandom best practices.
Sad little underbridge dweller.
So sad.
This is what becomes of those whose mommas remove the teat too soon. [le sigh]
I'll leave you to it then.
Abientot

[Edited 12/21/16 9:49am]

oliviacamron said:

My first sexual desire was for Prince and I was only 11. Years later when I did loose my virginity, I didn't really desire sex. But, when I was 11, I really did want to have sex with Prince and still do . Here is another confession, I didn't know Prince was black until my dad told me. Being so young I didn't really analyze Prince's race. Did it bother me? Heck no!

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You were only 11?!

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Prince was bi-racial. Black or white, it doesn't really matter to me. I loved Prince from the moment I laid eyes on him!!

anangellooksdown said:

T.M.I.!!!!!

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Yes......TMI

cloveringold85 said:

Iamtheorg said:

bonatoc said:

purplepoppy said:

cloveringold85 said:

oliviacamron said:

anangellooksdown said:

T.M.I.!!!!!

RJOrion said:

mechanicalemotion17 said:

mechanicalemotion17 said:

2. I taught myself to 'adult kiss' by watching Prince. Purple Rain, UTCM....Prince kissing scenes were the prototype to what I thought a sexy kiss should be

that's a shame

mechanicalemotion17 said:

mechanicalemotion17 said:

oliviacamron said:

oliviacamron said:

mechanicalemotion17 said:

Mixed and mixed makes more mixed. I know Prince was black but he was other things too. Both parents came from New Orleans? I wonder if they were Creole. His skin is so beautiful he could light up a room[/quo

Whatever makes you more comfortable to believe

Comfortable??? Oh please. If Prince had his ancestry DNA done, there would be about 25- 50 % of something besides African. He called himself a rainbow child .! You obviously have an uncomfortable thought , not me. By the way, my kids father is dark skin. For the longest time I liked my men blackety black black

mechanicalemotion17 said:

oliviacamron said:

Comfortable??? Oh please. If Prince had his ancestry DNA done, there would be about 25- 50 % of something besides African. He called himself a rainbow child .! You obviously have an uncomfortable thought , not me. By the way, my kids father is dark skin. For the longest time I liked my men blackety black black

The tales one tells when one feels the need to quantify

Ok, P's parents were both black as we define it broadly. All 4 grandparents were from Louisiana, not NOLA. Haven't done a lot of research but I read the town John ( father) came from was northwest closer to Shreveport. Also Native American ancestry in P's family. Fact - Creoles are not just a black/white mix. White people of French/Spanish heritage also call themselves Creoles. Barack Obama is called black but his Mother is white. Confusing yes, but we are more of a melting pot than most of us understand.

That's how we all got here in the first place. Carry on!

Revolution81 said:

I almost got caught bashing one out to "elephants and flowers" once. I didn't hear my parents enter cos the volume was so damn high Anyone else?

Revolution81 said:

I almost got caught bashing one out to "elephants and flowers" once. I didn't hear my parents enter cos the volume was so damn high Anyone else?

RJOrion said:

Revolution81 said:

I almost got caught bashing one out to "elephants and flowers" once. I didn't hear my parents enter cos the volume was so damn high Anyone else?

isnt that supposed to be a song about God?...


..thats kinda nasty..

RJOrion said:

Revolution81 said:

I almost got caught bashing one out to "elephants and flowers" once. I didn't hear my parents enter cos the volume was so damn high Anyone else?

isnt that supposed to be a song about God?...


..thats kinda nasty..

RJOrion said:

Revolution81 said:

I almost got caught bashing one out to "elephants and flowers" once. I didn't hear my parents enter cos the volume was so damn high Anyone else?

isnt that supposed to be a song about God?...


..thats kinda nasty..