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Reply #30 posted 04/30/16 11:32am

XxAxX

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that time he gently told the audience to get up and dance because, well, SOME of them really needed the exercise and they knew who they were. lol something to that effect. he was much smoother of course

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Reply #31 posted 04/30/16 11:42am

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OnlyNDaUsa said:

how about the song "work that fat"

And Possessed at the '84 bday show .. "I just love big soul sistahs". "300lbs..soul sistahs"...something like that.

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Reply #32 posted 04/30/16 11:47am

train23

"sista ugly that's the truth she pees in the backyard sleep on the roof"
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Reply #33 posted 04/30/16 12:00pm

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The Love Bizarre live bit where he ask Jerome about the new dance called the Oak Tree. He asks J to show that dance, J spastic dances to the title of the Morris Day ditty. Prince says, Oaktree, we need to cut that tree down and make a wooden leg. Chop! hehe.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #34 posted 04/30/16 12:01pm

youngyosh

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Addressing the audience midsong at a London aftershow with -

"What I want you to do right now...well besides throwing those cameras down this aint a photo shoot motherfucka"

Followed by one of the band killing themselves laughing in the backgorund, and then Prince laughing a little in response.

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It may not be exact...recalling it from memory smile

\o/\o/ ° The Breakdown = Best Prince song for 20 years
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Reply #35 posted 04/30/16 12:11pm

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He's singing Head. He pretends to brush his teeth! That is both sick and funny.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #36 posted 04/30/16 12:23pm

trc1

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The entire Pussy Control song.
"I don't make the rules. I just play"
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Reply #37 posted 04/30/16 12:24pm

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TrivialPursuit said:



RogerRoger said:






From Owen Husney:


"Prince always had to have music on loud all night.


It was the only way he could sleep.


I remember in San Francisco, he was sound asleep, the clock radio is blaring at 4 in the morning.


I reached over and hit the off button.


He shot up and said, “Never, ever turn off the radio. Music soothes the savage beast.”


He hits the radio and turns it back on, and he’s sound asleep."









I once stayed over at a guy's house (yeah, I was hookin' up - don't judge). And he said, "I listen to music to go to sleep. Is that ok?" I thought 'you're going to do it anyway, why you asking?'. I said "Sure." This dude puts on PATTY FREAKING LABELLE, turned up! It was her Flame album (which, therein lies another joke about two dudes falling asleep to an album called Flame, but let's not go there). I laid there for a good 45 minutes, while he snored over Patti wailing at the top of her lungs. Eventually, he woke from his sleep, reached down and unplugged the CD player, and went back to sleep. And finally, I did too.


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I went home the next day, and never talked to him again.



You didnt love hearing "I hear your voice"? With Prince starting it off saying..."out of the lonely blue"?
If it breaks when it bends, U better not put it in!
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Reply #38 posted 04/30/16 12:28pm

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train23 said:

"sista ugly that's the truth she pees in the backyard sleep on the roof"

I always thought it was "she eats pizza in the backyard and sleeps on the roof"!
If it breaks when it bends, U better not put it in!
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Reply #39 posted 04/30/16 12:28pm

Purpleone4Eva

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That interview where Damaris woke Prince up was pretty funny, where he says "we shaved her down and taught her how to speak" lol - classic Prince, Johnny on the spot with the jokes.

And the way he ends it: "Victoria?" *click*

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Reply #40 posted 04/30/16 12:32pm

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benjaminira said:

train23 said:
"sista ugly that's the truth she pees in the backyard sleep on the roof"
I always thought it was "she eats pizza in the backyard and sleeps on the roof"!

lol Let's remember that wonderful sense of humor.

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #41 posted 04/30/16 12:36pm

DiscoBallz

"Who's the fool singing WILL? It's WOULD. Time would stand STILL. Yes it would."

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Reply #42 posted 04/30/16 12:55pm

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2freaky4church1 said:

The Love Bizarre live bit where he ask Jerome about the new dance called the Oak Tree. He asks J to show that dance, J spastic dances to the title of the Morris Day ditty. Prince says, Oaktree, we need to cut that tree down and make a wooden leg. Chop! hehe.


"CHOP ONE MORE TIME!" made me spit my milk out my nose! It was just so dorky and it contrasted so well with the tight funk he was jamming to.
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Reply #43 posted 04/30/16 12:55pm

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nursev said:



Grog said:


His medley of "Beggin' Woman" and "Three Handed Woman" makes me laugh. Here's a snippet.



She's a cockeyed woman too
She look both ways at the same time
I don't know what she's lookin at
I just know I'm gettin' tired of trying

Listen...
She ask me for the pepper
When she lookin' at the salt
Everytime I try to guess right,it's always little
Prince's fault


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She's three handed too
She know just what to do
She's right handed,left handed,and under handed too

With her right hand she'll enbrace you
While her left hand dims the lights
All the time she's rehearsing
For another date she got tomorrow night



Lire la suite: http://www.greatsong.net/...86473.html





Hilarious...and we all know who he was talking about falloff



No...who?
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Reply #44 posted 04/30/16 1:32pm

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benjaminira said:

You didnt love hearing "I hear your voice"? With Prince starting it off saying..."out of the lonely blue"?

That song wasn't on Flame.

"eye don’t really care so much what people say about me because it is a reflection of who they r."
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Reply #45 posted 04/30/16 1:36pm

GirlBrother

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There's a collection of bizarre Prince anecdotes, here:

http://www.billboard.com/...el-jackson
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Reply #46 posted 04/30/16 1:40pm

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Style is hailin' a cab...and then, u know, givin' them the finger when they pass yo ass!


lol
[Edited 4/30/16 13:43pm]
No matter the ©️, Paisley Park "official can never ™️ prince. He gave that to us verbally on Oprah in 1996. You can't take prince away from us, corporate. I mean O ( + >
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Reply #47 posted 04/30/16 2:24pm

piemel

Hits?!? I got so many hits I could hurt you!!

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Reply #48 posted 04/30/16 3:16pm

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Stuff he said: The phone convo in the mtv interview, "its b.a.s.e not b.a.s.s, thats a fish"

Songs: Scandalous, Bob George

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Reply #49 posted 04/30/16 4:42pm

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Got to be the Chris Rock interview about MJ and the Bad Video. "You know that line about yo butt is mine...Now who's singing that to who.....cuz you showl aint singing it to me!"
1 over Jordan...the greatest since
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Reply #50 posted 04/30/16 5:34pm

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How about the K-Funk Interview with Nadera.

Nadera: Good morning 2 u, it’s 12 o’clock, and 2 nite on our album hour we’re going to be featuring a young man named Prince. Also, he’s here with us in the studio and we’ll be talking 2 him a little about his success … he’s come a long way … and he’s also from Minneapolis. Good morning Prince. How u doing?

Prince: Fine

Nadera: So how does it feel to have a have a hit album, and also, um, a hit single, Soft & Wet. U know a lot of people have been wondering about the title. If u could give us a little background…and how u came up with that and how u developed it.

Prince: It happened shortly after my mother died. I felt her cold corpse, came up with the title.

Nadera: Well that’s remarkable. I think that it’s great that a man with your talent … u seem 2 have a lot going 4 u. U r listening to KQRS, this is our album … we’re having a little problem

Prince: (in the background) Go 2 a commercial

Nadera: We’ll be right back

If a man is considered guilty
For what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
For all my future crimes"
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Reply #51 posted 04/30/16 5:48pm

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"Didn't they tell you no pictures? I've got a nice soft hotel bed waiting for me, The next person to take a picture, Twist his neck!."

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Reply #52 posted 04/30/16 6:16pm

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hmmm

- When he told Kim Kartrashian to get off the stage

- On turning down his collaboration with Michael Jackson on Bad in an interview with Chris Rock: "That Wesley Snipes character? That was gonna be me. Run that video in your mind. The first line in that song is 'your butt is mine'. Now I'm saying, who gon sing that to whom? Coz you sho ain't singing that to me. And I sho ain't singing that to you."

- On Michael Jackson's Bad album: "They had to call it Bad because Pathetic wouldn't fit on the sleeve."

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music I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world. music
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Reply #53 posted 04/30/16 7:59pm

phoenixrising

Sadly it took me until tonight to learn that he didn't write beggin woman or three handed woman...they were old blues songs


Everyone and I mean everyone said how funny he was.
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Reply #54 posted 05/01/16 12:47am

mechanicalemot
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Whatchu wanna eat?

Ribs.
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Reply #55 posted 05/01/16 1:04am

ZombieKitten

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That a lettuce and onion sandwich from subway is good ill
[Edited 5/1/16 1:04am]
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #56 posted 05/01/16 1:18am

kapo74

How about the Mashed Potato Girl bit on NPG's Exodus? I find that extremely hilarious.
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Reply #57 posted 05/01/16 1:23am

jds

I always liked the comment in 'I could never take the place of your man'...

You maybe qualify for a one night stand,
But we wouldn't be satisfied (least I wouldn't)

One of my favourite songs.
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Reply #58 posted 05/01/16 4:36am

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always loved the playful side of him when he was in that mood at live gigs smile ..

and for some reason this line always made me chuckle...from Vicki Waiting

"Why is your organ so small?"
He replied "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral.

Along with the whole of Horny Toad,which just makes me laugh out loud

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Reply #59 posted 05/01/16 6:26am

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The first time I ever saw Prince live, he sang "Cream" on acoustic guitar. Before the "You're so cool, everything you do is success," line he said something to the extent of "Say this to yourself in the mirror every morning!". Then after the lyric, he imitated himself mouthing those lyrics to himself in the mirror. He told a variation of this joke at successive concerts and I found it absolutely hilarious every time.

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