The end of Let's Pretend We're Married when he's talking:

"I sincerely wanna f*ck the taste out of your mouth!" That was funny!

Oh, and when he said, "I'm more comfortable around you when I'm naked, can you hear me? in Automatic and "For you I'd dance a ballet naked, would that turn you on?" If I was Your Girlfriend
[Edited 12/24/04 22:11pm]

BT11 said:

that ish has me rollin' 4 real

La, La, La, He, He, Hee
Starfish And Coffee
Scarlet Pussy
Horny Toad

It is mentioned before, but If a girl answers (Don't hang up) beats it all.
The entire song is so funny.
Vibrator is second best.


Black MF in the house is funny too and ofcourse Work that fat

DarkKnight1 said:

That's quite morbid if that song cracks you up!!! Why would it???

kassie06 said:

He's joking.

The Prince songs that always make me laugh my ass off are Scarlet Pussy (That's when all the neighborhood D-D-DOGS!), Prettyman (that opening line is just TOO fucking funny), Style (the Prince pretending to be a drugged up loser part midsong kills me) and The Marrying Kind (She's gonna miss you at first, then she's gonna buy me things).

Hahaha and yeah, that part at the end of Temptation is just so silly and lame it's hilarious.

People who say Prince has no sense of humor haven't heard these songs.

what about The Time?, 'The Walk", and Chili Sauce, u know thats P talking.

"if a girl answers (don't hang up)" by vanity 6 -- prince plays the girl who answers -- very funny!

Snap said:

"Is he taking out the trash?
No-- thats something he used to do--now he's taking out me!"

"I think i'd rather wear a wig than run a motel for roaches, ants, and lice, dogs and cats in my hair! "

DAMN-- i was rolling.

that pussy control, and that song with morris day and prince on the GB soundtrack-- they just start screaming as soon as the track opens up-- I forget the name of it---
It's just so damn bad....

AsianBoi777 said:

Yes, "them r ur lashes" soo cute

"All my dreams". Classic Prince goofing off.

starfish and coffee

'CLOREEN BACONSKIIN' "ahh shit, my hat fell off, somebody gonna see my my bald spot"

4nowneway said:

"Cloreen, Cloreen...what's the matter? Don't you like me? Am I too old?"

AsianBoi777 said:

Here, here.
I love "Poom Poom". You gotta blast that mess while on the freeway.
"Honey, you #2 on my chart/before you get the 1 ya gotta audition/Ya gotta audition for the part/Now what'chyo docta's name?"

Yeah, "Cloreen" is classic too. "You know the Lord loves the truth, don'tcha?"

Bob george always makes me cackle. Lalala, heeheehee is pretty funny with the dogs barking about,

and the TIME, well, the one that had me cracking up is FISHNET - he had to have a hand in that one! Jerk Out is funny too, but that seems to be all Morris.

I vote for "Head". Apart from being funny, it's filthy and funky. Who could go past lines like:

I'm just a virgin & I'm on my way to be wed....
I came all over your wedding gown!!
I must confess, I wanna get undressed & go to bed...

Partyman, always makes me laugh..maybe it's cause I think of the video. Prince in that half and half face make-up!
rules and regulations, no place in this nation..PARTYMAN!

The 12" version of Girl-when he's talking with the girl..."and I'm a good kisser too"...I love the song but it does get just a bit corny at times...

Animal Kingdom. It's so bad it's hilarious. I remember the first time I heard it. When Prince started singing, I just started laughing. I had to stop the CD for a good 5 mins cause I laughed that much. Then I went further in the song and I just couldn't stop laughing.

"That's why I don't eat red meat or white fish, or no funky funky blue cheese. We're all part of the Animal Kingdom. Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea." - WTF!!!

The end of Temptation is another one. It's supposed to be serious but the screams killed that. I used to roll on the floor with laughter when I was a kid listening to that part. I still laugh when I hear it.

"when doves scream".

wishuhvn said:

and you know what?
you know what else?
you know what else i am?
you know what else i am i am?

...makes you wanna slap a brotha.

There's another great line he slips into Girl: "If I could be anything else in the world, I'd be the water in your bathtub."

Jack u off
[Edited 12/30/04 15:58pm]

laylow03 said:

"What U lookin' 4 nigga? Oh, hold it...stop. Muthafucka didn't even have the headphones on."

oh, well, since we talking about cloreen, lets not 4get "tricky"! when he calls out "johnny!" and "the tonight show" theme plays!! pretty funny.
also, from the "exodus" cd..COUNT THE DAYS..."like frankie beverly w/o Maze..."
also "the mashed potato" story from same cd....and then there is "the pope" w/ Uncle Bernie....

La La La He He He.

My Tree

"Don't pick my apples,
Don't pick my....peaches.

LEAVE MY TREE ALONE!!!"

I think that Movie Star is hilarious.

Peace and Be Wild!
Tamborine68

Billy Jack Bitch
"Can U please state UR name for the court?": Billy Jack Btich
"close UR eyes, I'm gonna cover yo' ass with this sheet>"
I always thought that was funny. I'm surprised no one said that already.