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Reply #90 posted 11/13/04 10:22am

Nikster

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what about the hangman scene?



That's #11 lol
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Reply #91 posted 11/13/04 7:54pm

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Snap said:

Excellent post! thumbs up! Too cool.

..and hey, I like the "face paint" and the "Tick Tick Bang" performances! lol

Prince is the man no question, but when I was in the 8th grade I made 6 of my friends go see this movie on opening night, 14 years later they are still pissed at me. Purple rain was respectable because no one in the movie for the most part had ever acted before. Under the cherry moon was hilarious, and Prince was an absoulute pimp in the movie, but Graffti Bridge, as much as I have tried to stick up for it over the years was terrible. Morris Day was the only good part of the movie. YESSSSS.




That was my favorite part of the movie. I thought it was the best scene also.
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Reply #92 posted 11/13/04 7:55pm

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Im sry I didnt mean 2 post it w/ that post I meant 2 post it w/ the one below it.
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Reply #93 posted 11/13/04 11:40pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

some bastid on ebay said:
For Prince fans they don't see that, all they see is that Prince is not the main point, he is not as involved in it as he was in the other films, there are even less scenes with him even in it, and to them the music doesn't compare to the outright served up on a silver platter music of the others. it must be the "worst prince movie ever". Loose all of your biases, and this movie becomes one of the classic good movies. The main bias to loose is that this is not a Prince Movie...It's a Movie/Musical from the mind of Prince.

must...control..urge...to laugh...gonna...explode with...laughter...

head...feelin funny...




I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS EBAY BASTID REALLY THOUGHT THIS... i am literally in shock. I love prince, but honestly... lets be totally real-- what was the "main problem" in this movie? Although some strong points are emphasozed, you still cant believe that people thought this good enough to put out int he movies-- Let your conscience be yo fuckin' guide...
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Reply #94 posted 11/14/04 10:26am

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sexkitten04 said:




let us not forget the part where Morris is trying to walk up the bridge, but it becomes impossible...?

i almost peed my pants


I liked that part; it was a moment of self awareness, like "Who the hell made this bridge you can't even walk over?!"

But do you need to walk over it at all?

Doesn't the Kid ride his motorcycle around the bridge, effectively riding on the "river?"


it looks like you need a fucking running start and a boost to get over that shit.
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Reply #95 posted 11/15/04 7:19pm

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I think it helps (what I'm not sure... neutral ) to think that if UTCM is a kind of hysterical take on French film noire - stylised, b&w etcetc, then GB becomes a similar take on..I don't know - those really staged 1940s & 50s musicals with Fred Astair and co. The sets were really fake and people would spontaneously burst into song and the whole street would join in the big dance number... A kind of 90s Westside Story...??

Clearly it also helps to watch this film in a...chemically enhanced state... flower
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Reply #96 posted 11/16/04 11:47pm

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yo Morris didn't have a 'magic wand', he got Aura drunk on wine @ the club & N the car N the middle of a pimp sandwich...then he planted a subliminal message as she drifted off, "U'll fall N Love with the 1st person U C"...when she woke up who did she C? how 'bout this as an analogy: Morris portrayed the 'bad' Prince(real close 2 an upclose&personal view) & the 'Kid' portrayed the
'good' Prince...strangeButTrue point of view...peep this, Aura died but she didn't go away...all the kid needed 2 do was return 2 the Bridge & she was there 4 him...(take it 2 the Bridge!)so ya'll might get a look @ the landscape N the land of his reality! while my poetry may B like my children 2 B
i definately ain't never lived under no Bridge! cool
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Reply #97 posted 11/17/04 12:02pm

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yo Morris didn't have a 'magic wand', he got Aura drunk on wine @ the club & N the car N the middle of a pimp sandwich...then he planted a subliminal message as she drifted off, "U'll fall N Love with the 1st person U C"...when she woke up who did she C? how 'bout this as an analogy: Morris portrayed the 'bad' Prince(real close 2 an upclose&personal view) & the 'Kid' portrayed the
'good' Prince...strangeButTrue point of view...peep this, Aura died but she didn't go away...all the kid needed 2 do was return 2 the Bridge & she was there 4 him...(take it 2 the Bridge!)so ya'll might get a look @ the landscape N the land of his reality! while my poetry may B like my children 2 B
i definately ain't never lived under no Bridge! cool


Hmmmm - very Midsummer Night's Dream... only when the fairy queen Titania awakens, the first creature she sees is an ass boxed(that's donkey, people!)
Call her green and the winter cannot fade her
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Reply #98 posted 11/18/04 12:18pm

bananacologne

Hold on2 Yo wigs - a blast from the past! http://www.prince.org/msg/7/76102 lol
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Reply #99 posted 11/18/04 12:21pm

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Hold on2 Yo wigs - a blast from the past! http://www.prince.org/msg/7/76102 lol

falloff oh man, i remember that one!
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Reply #100 posted 11/18/04 12:21pm

bananacologne

giggle
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Reply #101 posted 11/18/04 12:57pm

muttley

Graffiti Bridge, the only movie that I have ever seen that people booed at. I left after the Morris/Jerome Ingrid (I think) sex scene. Corny!

Mutts
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Reply #102 posted 11/18/04 7:54pm

LadyQ

Oh come on, Grafitti Bridge wasn't that bad. After 3 gin and tonics, two goblet of red wine and a glass of champagne, I found it pretty entertaining.

LQ
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Reply #103 posted 11/19/04 5:09am

muttley

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Oh come on, Grafitti Bridge wasn't that bad. After 3 gin and tonics, two goblet of red wine and a glass of champagne, I found it pretty entertaining.

LQ



lol
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Reply #104 posted 11/19/04 9:11am

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

thread of the friggin year. clapping falloff


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Reply #105 posted 11/19/04 9:20am

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I wished TC Ellis and Mico weaver were in it more!

TC got banished to end credits only when he did eventually rap!


I wonder about the original ending? the title track obviously woulda been at the end but how? Unless they all have a big sing a long after "still would stand all time"? With Morris yelling "Tevin, Mavis, y r u singing that shit, stop it!"?
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Reply #106 posted 11/19/04 9:35am

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

thread of the friggin year. clapping falloff

Co sign co-sign and co-sign! falloff
It's one of those films where you can't help but wonder, why did he make this or what was he thinking? It was the very first time Prince ever did anything bad to me. Wow, that film was baaaaaddddd.
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Reply #107 posted 11/19/04 9:54am

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I'd have to say, MY worst moment from this "film" has to be TC Ellis. First off, here's a guy who can't act, or rap, playing a rapper. He moans continuosly "Kid, let me rap!" throughout! Prince ignores him, but we don't know why until the end credits. Sheesh! Add a "C" to that rap!

His worst moment? When he walks away, all dejected, saying "man, I never got to rap" like he's a five year-old!

To make matters worse, P then let this guy record an album!! A harbinger of the horror that was to come in the form of Tony M, no doubt about it!!!
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Reply #108 posted 11/19/04 10:04am

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I'd have to say, MY worst moment from this "film" has to be TC Ellis. First off, here's a guy who can't act, or rap, playing a rapper. He moans continuosly "Kid, let me rap!" throughout! Prince ignores him, but we don't know why until the end credits. Sheesh! Add a "C" to that rap!

His worst moment? When he walks away, all dejected, saying "man, I never got to rap" like he's a five year-old!

To make matters worse, P then let this guy record an album!! A harbinger of the horror that was to come in the form of Tony M, no doubt about it!!!


I wonder y TC Ellis did not join the NPG but instead Prince got Tony M? Tony M (as r the following gameboyz) r in "GB" they r backing dancers and u see 'em dance behind tevin during "round and round"

So even Tony M was in the movie.....makes it better right?
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Reply #109 posted 11/19/04 10:07am

hendela

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Here's my question: Did we ever find out what the hell was "just around the corner?" (Other than that jeep.)

falloff dead
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Reply #110 posted 11/19/04 10:55am

bananacologne

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sexkitten04 said:




let us not forget the part where Morris is trying to walk up the bridge, but it becomes impossible...?

i almost peed my pants


I liked that part; it was a moment of self awareness, like "Who the hell made this bridge you can't even walk over?!"

But do you need to walk over it at all?

Doesn't the Kid ride his motorcycle around the bridge, effectively riding on the "river?"


lol Good point! hmmm
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Reply #111 posted 11/20/04 8:57pm

LisaRose

I fianlly read this thread and I have to tell u this is the best thread yet - I never laughed so hard -

Okay - the costume designer was killing me. The denim ruffle thing that Aura had goin on just was way out of control. Thank god Morris bought her some clothes!
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Reply #112 posted 11/20/04 9:03pm

AsianBomb777

Oh Dear God, this is a brilliant thread.
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Reply #113 posted 11/29/04 1:12pm

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thekidsgirl said:

wow very funny post Nouveau!
Makes me want to go get the DVD just
to wallow in the cheesiness cheese

I did
falloff
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Reply #114 posted 11/29/04 1:22pm

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LadyQ said:

Oh come on, Grafitti Bridge wasn't that bad. After 3 gin and tonics, two goblet of red wine and a glass of champagne, I found it pretty entertaining.

LQ

I am laughing non-stop! lol
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Reply #115 posted 11/29/04 4:01pm

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It was an alright movie, but Ingrid Chavez would've fit so well as a character on Star Trek. Cause thats what her performance in the GB reminded me of.

As a matter of fact, Graffiti Bridge shouldve been a movie about Aura - a mysterious alien woman from another planet who was dropped on Earth. Call it "Graffiti Space" or something.
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Reply #116 posted 12/07/04 8:12pm

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JediMaster said:

I'd have to say, MY worst moment from this "film" has to be TC Ellis. First off, here's a guy who can't act, or rap, playing a rapper. He moans continuosly "Kid, let me rap!" throughout! Prince ignores him, but we don't know why until the end credits. Sheesh! Add a "C" to that rap!

His worst moment? When he walks away, all dejected, saying "man, I never got to rap" like he's a five year-old!

To make matters worse, P then let this guy record an album!! A harbinger of the horror that was to come in the form of Tony M, no doubt about it!!!


TC Ellis was always the biggest cringe maker for me, both his acting and his pathtic album. The kicker came a few years later when my old band was performing at an outdoor fair/block party thing, and there was TC, working at a lemonade stand! He was talking about how he was trying to get another recording contract but was having a hard time. How I didn't bust out laughing in his face, I'll never know...

And I'd be remiss if I didn't thank Nouveau for the great post!
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Reply #117 posted 12/07/04 8:46pm

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One night I fell asleep on the couch and awoke to see this movie, but I thought I was having a nightmare. eek

That's really sad about TC Ellis.
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Reply #118 posted 12/07/04 11:58pm

emesem

Worse moment: "she three fine"...

but maybe im gay or something but "Tick tick bang" was hot!...
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Reply #119 posted 12/08/04 4:37am

LIBRA

Great thread! I saw this in the movies...me and three other people...total in the movie theater! I went alone.


I HATE that keyboard player!!!!!
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