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Email from NPGMC@npgonlineltd.com announcing the May downloads:

"High NPG Music Club,

The MAY EDITION of the NPG MUSIC CLUB has been uploaded and is ready 2 b accessed!

This is the one U been waitin' on, y'all. The NPG Ahdio Show continues 2 astound as it delivers a non-stop slam of LIVE music spanning Prince's entire career. Peep LIVE cuts from The Revolution, The Sign 'O' The Times Band, and The New Power Generation - Ur very own Live Concert Bootleg -courtesy of the NPGMC!

Come share r enthusiasm 4 some NPG friends doin' their own thang. Press 'repeat' on downloadable trax from Rosie Gaines & The Fonky Baldheads. U gots 2 sho love 4 those who remain FREE. Prince is in the mix with a brand new song making it's debut - right here in tha Club! Plus downloadable videos featuring what concertgoers have known 4 years - no one works that stage like the NPG!

Love4oneanother,
The NPG Music Club"

In the spirit of Mark Twain, I took the liberty of using a translation engine to translate this message into Dutch and then back again from Dutch into English. The translation engine is: And the re-translated text reads:

"High NPG Music Club,
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Peace,
2the9s