Rod Stewart, the smoothie takes UK tabloid "The Sun" readers on a track by track through his new album 'Human'. It is hilarious.



"It's shagging music," he says of 'Soul On Soul', "they're all shagging songs. If you put this on, you'll get laid. It's all about rogering." Of 'Loveless' he says, "Let's get this done so I can give Penny a shagging before she gets up." And it goes on. Of 'Peach' he asks "What the fuck's this doing on there? I think it's a mistake, I didn't want it... just turn off after track 11 please."



He goes on to state that he doestn't like the cover cuz its a complete copy of the original. His version of Peach is only on the UK version of the album as a filler track. It is also a b side to his current single.