Saw this funny article in the Metro (24/07/03) a free london newspaper, in the celebrity news column...it must be true...

"Since recording her comeback single with rap entreprenueur Damon Dash. Posh has asked Purple Rain man Prince for a meeting. He is yet to reply."

We all look forward to any future collabration. Remember Scary spice's interview with Prince on channel 4 ages ago?

Just Gerri and Sporty to get in touch with Prince

PurpleFrank

'Posh' don't ask stupid questions, u little skinny little pig nose bint

No harm in wanting

David Beckham is walkin down a beach & he kicks a can, a genie pops out & offers to grant him a wish.

Beckham says: 'Can you fix my dodgy foot for the game next week?'

Genie Replys: 'Sorry mate I cant mess with nature's course, is there anything else you would like'

Beckham says: 'Can you fix my wife's singing career?'

Genie says: 'Lets have another look at that foot'



Stick to working with people talentless as yourself posh