I found this bit of humor in the May 2000 issue of Nickelodeon Magazine, a magazine for kids... anyway, the article says that in their Decmber 1999 issue, they asked readers to write New Year's resolutions for a famous person or character, past or present. Here is what a little girl in South Dakota submitted for The Artist Formerly Known As Prince [as he was known then].



1. Move up to the Artist Formerly Known As King



2. Learn how to pronounce my name.



and...



3.Write a song called "We're Gonna Party Like It's 2999!"



I'm not sure if it was all that humorous, but I did consider to be kinda cute coming from an eleven-year-old