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Prince, party of one

There is one person whom chef Richard Farnebe ardently wishes to see in his NYC restaurant, Lotus: Prince.}}} In a Food TV special about late-night dining in the Big Apple, host Robin Dorian seemed amazed. "[Of] everybody in the entire world, he is the one you want to come into your kitchen?" Farnebe said, "Yes." Lotus' global cuisine packs in the celebrities, but only biggies who ask to meet the chef wind up in the kitchen, where Farnebe gets them to autograph a tile wall. "Nicole Kidman, Mick Jagger, Tom Cruise, Pierce Brosnan, Magic Johnson, Lenny Kravitz, Cyndi Lauper," Farnebe rattled off a few Tuesday. I called to find out whether Prince had been in yet. "No," said Farnebe, an adorable Frenchman of few words. He described himself as a big fan of Prince's. "I have all his albums. I saw him in person in Paris in '92." Well, chef, tread lightly around Symbolina, and don't be surprised if he does not autograph walls or anything else. On TV, Farnebe told Dorian that his second-most-desired diner was NY Times food critic William Grimes. Dorian said Grimes "may not be a prince, but he is royalty." Grimes reviewed Lotus and gave it a star -- high praise, lots of restaurants don't get even one -- although he was appalled by one dessert so fattening, "You'll hate yourself."

and the point is...?

This just in: some guy whose second cousin went to a Prince concert in '85 was caught masturbating in public...

narcotizedmind said:

now that would be newz.

as 4 c.j.'s forever masturbatin over p in her column:

narcotizedmind said:

I wasn't masturbating, dammit. I had an itch.

Well I hope this chef gets his wish one day...

Jarret said

The police report I saw repeatedly stated "Jarret had a massive boner". Are you calling the police liars?

narcotizedmind said:

On second thought, no. I can let that slide.