UK Newspaper News Of The World May 12, 2002:

{{{Delicate Prince got really sore when he went to one of his favourite LA restaurants and found the seating too hard.}}} An onlooker told me: "He sat down and stood up straight away, complaining about how uncomfortable the seat was. His driver went out to his limo and came back with a cushion!"

http://www.groups.yahoo.c...nasprince/

If I was a lady, I would propably say: "Hell yeah, his ass deserves it!"

Ahhh, The News of the World.....quality news at its best.

Maybe he wanted the cushion so he could reach the table.lol.

LOL!

that wasn't a cusion...it was a booster seat!

That's when you know your gettin Old. Complaining about the seat coushin .... Old people pay attention to the weirdest things .....eeek!

Why couldn't he just be happy that God blessed you with enough $$$ to be eating at the restraunt .....??

him

randomduck said:

lol.

Eye guess the booty doesn't have as much padding as it use 2.

Did he have on his underwear or better yet, I dont wont to know!!

The “News of the World” is more of a comic than a newspaper. They have a policy of not letting the truth get in the way of a good (fabricated) story. I’m sure this is the same rag that reported Prince's diet consisted of water and earth worms. Another exclusive was two Dutch tarts had a sex-feast with his Royal Badness.
Oh aye and Elvis is alive and well living in Africa with Jim Morrison, Hendrix, Joplin and Marilyn Monroe, you know, the usual suspects.

All i can say 2 this (if it's true?) is, now he knows why we need seats at the park. it's nice to SIT and ENJOY the music too. it's NOT the butt, it's the LEGS!

You mean Prince didn't have a sex-fest with two dutch babes? And Elvis isn't hangin' in South Africa? Damn! You're ruining my illusions!