Published: Sunday, September 12, 1999

http://www.pioneerplanet....002575.htm
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1. Jets: Nothing Compares 2 U
2. Jaguars: Uptown
3. Broncos: I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man (Griese and Brister's dilemma)
4. Vikings: Sign `O' The Times (they want a new stadium)
5. Dolphins: Play in the Sunshine
6. Falcons: Power Fantastic
7. Buccaneers: Baby I'm a Star
8. Packers: Housequake (Ray Rhodes in, Mike Holmgren out; shakes things up at Lambeau)
9. 49ers: Willing and Able (they've made the playoffs 15 of the past 16 seasons)
10. Bills: Something in the Water You Drink (Flutie has found the Fountain of Youth)
11. Seahawks: Let's Work (Mike Holmgren got what he wanted: total control)
12. Cowboys: Push (the window is closing on Aikman, Irvin and Smith)
13. Steelers: Let's Go Crazy (they need to recapture their intensity)
14. Titans: White Mansion (finally, a stadium to call home)
15. Giants: All the Critics Love U in New York
16. Patriots: Controversy (will Pete Carroll survive the season?)
17. Cardinals: The Ladder (they're sliding down after being a surprise last year)
18. Ravens: My Computer (Brian Billick is running the show)
19. Raiders: Pop Life (defense must carry this team)
20. Redskins: Chaos and Disorder (no one knows if their job is safe with Daniel Snyder around)
21. Chiefs: Manic Monday (the norm for this team last season)
22. Saints: Delirious (how come Ricky Williams does interviews wearing his helmet?)
23. Colts: Partyman (Edgerrin James should be fun to watch)
24. Chargers: Still Waiting (on Ryan Leaf)
25. Lions: It's Gonna be Lonely (for Charlie Batch without Barry Sanders)
26. Browns: I Feel For You (this is for the Dawg Pound)
27. Rams: 4 the Tears in Your Eyes (Dick Vermeil)
28. Panthers: Trust (putting their faith in George Seifert)
29. Eagles: Why You Wanna Treat Me so Bad?
30. Bears: She's (Virginia McCaskey) Always in My Hair (Michael McCaskey)
31. Bengals: Money Don't Matter 2 Night (they should end penny-pinching ways)
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