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Thread started 06/21/04 3:51pm

Moonwalkbjrain

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if a girl answers don't hang up

man thats one funny song! "Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
Now he's taking out me .....Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat "

thats some funny shit! i gotta use the matress and the wig one...i think its even more funny 2 me cuz when i listen 2 it i picture Vanity in all her hotness and then Prince in drag makin funny faces as he tells her off...who else thinks this song is just hilarious?
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #1 posted 06/21/04 3:56pm

paisleypark4

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this song is a complete laugh riot classic.
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #2 posted 06/21/04 6:59pm

rockwilder

Pure funk fun!Top notch Minny funk.
"I'm a pig..so,magic elixir I swill"
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Reply #3 posted 06/21/04 7:23pm

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I haven't heard that song in years! I think it's funny, and I remember something about.."he was swallowing vitamin E, now he's swallowing me" I was confused as to who said that line, it sounded like a guy saying that part.
"Did u love somebody
But got no love in return?
Did u understand the real meaning of love?
That it just is and never yearns"
...Prince
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Reply #4 posted 06/21/04 10:07pm

anastesiatalk2
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Moonwalkbjrain said:

man thats one funny song! "Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
Now he's taking out me .....Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat "

thats some funny shit! i gotta use the matress and the wig one...i think its even more funny 2 me cuz when i listen 2 it i picture Vanity in all her hotness and then Prince in drag makin funny faces as he tells her off...who else thinks this song is just hilarious?



Funky..... razz
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Reply #5 posted 06/22/04 2:01am

DavidEye

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[This message was edited Tue Jun 22 2:02:32 2004 by DavidEye]
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Reply #6 posted 06/22/04 2:05am

DavidEye

I haven't heard that song in years! I think it's funny, and I remember something about.."he was swallowing vitamin E, now he's swallowing me" I was confused as to who said that line, it sounded like a guy saying that part.




That's Prince talking in his Morris Day voice...lol....funny as hell.

And when Brenda gets on there and starts disssing,that's some funny shit....


"If I wasn't a lady,I'd take my money and buy you a brand new face
Then,I'd take my underwear,stick it in your mouth,and you'd love it cause you got no taste"


falloff
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Reply #7 posted 06/22/04 3:28am

soulyacolia

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Vanity 6 is a great album!
if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron

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Reply #8 posted 06/22/04 5:35am

LAProducer

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I just herd that song for the first time yesterday, and thought it was hillarious, I love it.
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Reply #9 posted 06/22/04 7:23am

Handclapsfinga
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DavidEye said:

I haven't heard that song in years! I think it's funny, and I remember something about.."he was swallowing vitamin E, now he's swallowing me" I was confused as to who said that line, it sounded like a guy saying that part.




That's Prince talking in his Morris Day voice...lol....funny as hell.

And when Brenda gets on there and starts disssing,that's some funny shit....


"If I wasn't a lady,I'd take my money and buy you a brand new face
Then,I'd take my underwear,stick it in your mouth,and you'd love it cause you got no taste"


falloff

and if that don't work, call back your dead daddy and show 'im what you look like now
honey, i bet he'd never come back, cuz you one ugly cow!


evillol evillol evillol
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Reply #10 posted 06/22/04 10:23am

madartista

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

DavidEye said:


"If I wasn't a lady,I'd take my money and buy you a brand new face
Then,I'd take my underwear,stick it in your mouth,and you'd love it cause you got no taste"


falloff

and if that don't work, call back your dead daddy and show 'im what you look like now
honey, i bet he'd never come back, cuz you one ugly cow!


evillol evillol evillol


Girl, u tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
Cuz as far as I see he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this Star!!!!


lol lol lol
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Reply #11 posted 06/23/04 1:07pm

boriquateddy

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"THEN I'LL TAKE MY UNDERWEAR AND STICK EM' IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU'D LOVE IT CUZZ YOU GOT NO TASTE....
AND IF THAT DON'T WORK,CRAWL BACK TO YO DADDY AND SHOW HIM WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW....
HONEY I BET HE'D NEVER COME BACK CUZZ YOU ONE UGLAY COW....."


BRENDA IS THE ORIGINAL RAUNCH QUEEN!!!!!
I am not African. Africa is in me, but I cannot return.
I am not taína. Taíno is in me, but there is no way back.
I am not european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there.
I am new. History made me. My first language was spanglish.
And I am
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Reply #12 posted 06/23/04 9:00pm

bernie10

Moonwalkbjrain said:

man thats one funny song! "Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
Now he's taking out me .....Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat "

thats some funny shit! i gotta use the matress and the wig one...i think its even more funny 2 me cuz when i listen 2 it i picture Vanity in all her hotness and then Prince in drag makin funny faces as he tells her off...who else thinks this song is just hilarious?



Umm...that's not Prince, that's Morris.
Everybody's free to feel good...so, be glad that you are free.
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Reply #13 posted 06/23/04 10:48pm

Moonwalkbjrain

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Umm...that's not Prince, that's Morris.


yes it is...when i first heard i wasn't 2 sure who it was but in the new prince book the one about his different songs it says its him....c read it here..http://books.iuniverse.com/viewbooks.asp?isbn=0595320120&page=16

theres 2 things we cannot stand..1 is a jive talk man..the others a jive talk man wit no money..can u dig it?

hell yea! lol

Then,I'd take my underwear,stick it in your mouth,and you'd love it cause you got no taste"
and if that don't work, call back your dead daddy and show 'im what you look like now
honey, i bet he'd never come back, cuz you one ugly cow!

classic! definately gotta use those one day.
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #14 posted 06/24/04 4:17am

DavidEye

Moonwalkbjrain said:

Umm...that's not Prince, that's Morris.


yes it is...when i first heard i wasn't 2 sure who it was but in the new prince book the one about his different songs it says its him....c read it here..http://books.iuniverse.com/viewbooks.asp?isbn=0595320120&page=16



Yep,it is indeed Prince,talking in his "Morris Day" voice.In 1982 when I had the cassette,my friends and I all thought that it was Morris.
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Reply #15 posted 06/24/04 10:25am

madartista

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DavidEye said:

Moonwalkbjrain said:



yes it is...when i first heard i wasn't 2 sure who it was but in the new prince book the one about his different songs it says its him....c read it here..http://books.iuniverse.com/viewbooks.asp?isbn=0595320120&page=16



Yep,it is indeed Prince,talking in his "Morris Day" voice.In 1982 when I had the cassette,my friends and I all thought that it was Morris.


yeah, me too. now my ears are smarter. unquestionably Prince.
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Reply #16 posted 06/24/04 1:44pm

boriquateddy

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I never thought that was Morris.....always sounded like Prince to me...the same voice from "Vibrator"
I am not African. Africa is in me, but I cannot return.
I am not taína. Taíno is in me, but there is no way back.
I am not european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there.
I am new. History made me. My first language was spanglish.
And I am
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Reply #17 posted 06/25/04 1:11am

Heiress

boriquateddy said:

"THEN I'LL TAKE MY UNDERWEAR AND STICK EM' IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU'D LOVE IT CUZZ YOU GOT NO TASTE....
AND IF THAT DON'T WORK,CRAWL BACK TO YO DADDY AND SHOW HIM WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NOW....
HONEY I BET HE'D NEVER COME BACK CUZZ YOU ONE UGLAY COW....."


BRENDA IS THE ORIGINAL RAUNCH QUEEN!!!!!


oh, it's better than that...

she starts all that off with "and if i weren't a lady..." lol
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