and furthermore, you're just pissed cuz I figured you out...

SquarePeg said:

I have no idea what it is you've figured out and I don't particularly care. But if thinking that I am pissed floats your boat...

No, I'm replying because I am amused by this "conversation". I think it has been quite entertaining.

Then there's the scene with Prince trying to get his masters from Warner Bros....



DON'T FUCK WITH ME, FELLAS!!!

I just took another look of my videotaping of Wendy & Lisa's appearance in the German TV-Show "Ohne Filter" from back when they were touring with their Fruit At The Bottom album.

During the interview with the show's host, Wendy says that Lisa is the temperamental one and that she actually slapped someone once. The host asks if it was anyone we know. Wendy says they probably shouldn't get into that.

Anyways, considering that the meeting where Prince informed Wendy & Lisa of his decision to fire them supposedly didn't go too well - after all, the girls had been persuaded to stay when they wanted to leave prior to the European tour in '86 - and that only Wendy, not Lisa, performed with Prince a year or so later, one can't help but wonder...

Also, earlier in the interwiew in "Ohne Filter", the host asked about their contemporary relationship with Prince. Wendy gives Lisa an odd glance and Lisa's looking like she has no intention of answering, so Wendy sighs an gives a PC kind of answer while Lisa is looking away.

I'm thinking that the fateful day where Prince invited Wendy & Lisa over didn't quite go as flowery as Zannalee. More like:

Prince: I've decided to let you go.
Wendy & Lisa: WHAT?!
Prince: I need to get back to working in the studio by my...
SMACK!
Prince: Ow!
Lisa: You... CREEP! After all we've put up with from you and this is how you repay us?! I'll fucking...!
Prince: What are you, crazy? Bitch! Help! Where's Chick?! HELP!
Wendy: Don't do it, Lisa! He's not worth it.
Lisa: I can't believe we got talked into staying with that creep.
Wendy: Come on, Lisa. Let it go. We're outta here.
Lisa: Yeah. Let's go.

Well... Whaddaya think?
[This message was edited Sat Apr 3 16:28:22 2004 by scififilmnerd]

I could picture Prince knocking one of these chicks out. It is the quiet ones you got to watch.
I don't see a brother letting some chick do a bitch slap and walk away.

scififilmnerd said:

you sure are.

SquarePeg said:

Thank you. That was the point of this thread - to entertain.

SquarePeg said:

Thank you. That was the point of this thread - to entertain. It pleases me to know that, although it took you a while, you finally got it.

scififilmnerd said:

I was being sarcastic. You're about as entertaining as a white house press conference.


snore edit
[This message was edited Fri Apr 9 7:04:37 2004 by SquarePeg]

I think it would be great if someday Prince and his girls came together for an all-female band. Imagine, Sheila E. on drums, Rhonda on bass, Wendy on guitar, Lisa on keys, Candy on sax, Cat doing the moves. How cool would that be?

But to actually hit a girl might be against his personal ethical code, so if a girl were to hit him, maybe he'd just turn his other cheek? Instead of hitting back, I think he might bear a grudge, though. Certainly, according to The Star Tribune, Wendy has said that he could look at you like he wished you were dead. I think if someone slapped him, he'd give them such a look rather than striking back.

SquarePeg said:

If it really bored you, you wouldn't keep coming back for more.

scififilmnerd said:

then why are you here? Wait, don't answer that, I already know....because you're obsessed with having the last word. So, I'll let you have it, seeing as how u dont have much else going for you...consider this a small push to help your self esteem.
[This message was edited Fri Apr 9 13:47:43 2004 by SquarePeg]

scififilmnerd said:

I'll take that band except for Cat. I never really liked her that much. It reminds me of the all-girl squad on the cover of W&L's Fruit At The Bottom album. W&L, Susannah, Carla & Cole all with long jet-black curly hair. They looked like some kind of gang. Beautiful.

Back in the day, I don't think it's that far fetched to imagine Prince reverting to his Kid persona and slapping some woman he thought he owned like Apollonia. I don't think he'd ever do it to Lisa or someone else he had a professional relationship with, but a girlfriend? Oh yeah, I can see it. Again, this is back in the day, definitely not now.

Prince: Who stole my tooter and coke.

Wendy: (rubbing her nose) I think it was Lisa

Prince: You bitches are fired!!

Stevie Nicks was the one who did coke. Prince only smoked pot--or so I was told by a Stevie Nicks fan. That's why their affair ended. They couldn't coordinate their drugs.

I KNOW I KNOW!!!

Lisa would bitch slap anyone who didnt listen to girlbros radio..

SquarePeg said:

scififilmnerd said:

I
2nd
that
one

Anyways, back to Wendy & Lisa, please...

Prince: Oh, aren't we having fun tonight, eating dinner, drinking wine, playing pool.
Wendy & Lisa: Oh, we thought you'd never forgive us for wanting to quit before the tour.
Prince: I didn't. You're fired.
Wendy & Lisa: You're so funny. We lovey-dovey you.
Prince: I just talked to Bobby on the phone. I'm replacing him with Sheila.
Wendy & Lisa:
Wendy: But, Susannah... What will she say to Sheila being in the band?
Prince: It's no longer your concern. I'm tired of having you around. Your physical appearance always makes me think of Susannah! So I'm replacing you with Miko. I won't get an erection from looking at him.
Lisa: But... But... What about Dream Factory?! All the work we put into making that...
Prince: Don't worry. I'll erase or cut or re-record all your parts myself. It'll be like you never worked on it at all! You see, nobody, but NOBODY quits me! You're both fired.
Lisa: You arrogant, tiny, little, spooky...
SMACK!
Prince: Ow! You can't hit me! I'm a star!
Lisa (blows the hair outta her eyes): Yeah? Without The Revolution, you're nothing!
Prince: Oh, yeah?! It's YOU who are nothing without PRINCE! I'll never give you another credit! Not even ten years from now on Crystal Ball!
Wendy: Come on, Lisa. Let's just get outta here. He's not worth it.
Lisa: Yeah, let's get outta here. I'm never gonna even talk to him again.
Prince: "Never"?! That's a mighty long time.

And true enough, only Wendy has performed with Prince since that fateful dinner. Do you think Lisa bears a grudge?