Ok, this is something that's been in my head since I was at the taping of the Ellen show recently, and after telling my friends what I thought, and hearing their strange reactions, I figured I'd share my thoughts here. Before I get to it, yes I realize Ellen is a famous lesbian.

I'd never watched the Ellen show before the Prince taping. I was excitied to be there and interested in seeing some of the behind the scenes stuff of how a show like that is put together.

Ellen came out before the show aired to say hi to the crowd and since I was in the third row center, I got a good look at her. I've seen her standup and many appearances on TV, but never in person. The first thing that surprised me was that I found her attractive. I'd never considered her attractive at all before that, but something was different in person.

During the taping of the show, I checked out her body as she did her little dance, and hey, she was looking good. She was sick that day, and during a commercial break she was picking something out of her cup of tea. She glanced up and saw I was watching her do this. Maybe it was just that I was at her eye level, but I laughed and she smiled back.

If this were any other woman, I would have thought, hey, we're vibing! I know better though, don't worry. Ellen may not be a "girly" type of woman, but I give her my respect. She's a great entertainer and if I were to become a woman, I'd be giving her a call.

I taped the show when it was broadcast the next day, and once again, she wasn't attractive to me. I think it's something in the way the camera catches her. I know better though after seeing her in the flesh, especially when she was grooving to Bambi.

The floor is now open to call me crazy if you so desire.

You have a thing for the disinterested type, don't you?

ThreadBare said:

An interesting thought, you very may well be right!

ELLEN! please she's so manly I watchced her show when Prince was on and he sat more ladylike than she did!