"Tight Fit
Carmen Electra's state-of-the-art snatch

Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are preparing
for a November wedding, televised by MTV.

Carmen celebrated the end of her last marriage,
to huge-knobbed basketball star Denis Rodman,
by getting her vagina expertly tightened by
a Los Angeles plastic surgeon.

(Carmen and Dave have a special love potion for the
wedding, called No 9. It made on 9 September
1999. In numerology, nine signifies readiness for
a mature relationship.)"


... of course, it's from Popbitch, so it must be true

Ooh, CAAARmen!

Oh Lawd...Carmen...and Dave Navarro is way too good for her!