Whoever created this is a genius LOL whenever I need a laugh I read this. Well not all the time.
There is a lot more, great stuff...
4 fun, don't reply/post to attack others...

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"Associated artists and people": This thread is where people can say how unpleasant, brainless and poor music players Prince's musicians, protégés, larrygrahams and friends are. Ex or present girlfriends/wives such as Robin Power, Mayte Garcia, Manuela Testolini and Bria Valente are generally targeted more than others and dozens of threads are created just for the sake of flaming them. Forum members can also ask about the fate of ex-musicians. For exemple, many will ask "what became of André Cymone now?" every day and get the same answer every time: "He's using the bathroom" and keep asking just in case he would eventually do something else than being in a bathroom.

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Thanks for sharing. I got a good laugh out of that. And....sorry, but it's basically true.

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I would encourage other members to please read this. It's great.

PennyPurple said:

Thanks for sharing. I got a good laugh out of that. And....sorry, but it's basically true.

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I would encourage other members to please read this. It's great.

It is not true lol

OldFriends4Sale said:

PennyPurple said:

Thanks for sharing. I got a good laugh out of that. And....sorry, but it's basically true.

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I would encourage other members to please read this. It's great.

It is not true lol

You have to admit, it's a good one. Lot's of laughs.

"Associated artists and people": This thread is where people can say how unpleasant, brainless and poor music players Prince's musicians, protégés, larrygrahams and friends are...