Approach it like a cook book. What ingredients would make up a perfect mate for Prince?


I'll start.


In a large bowl with no light:

Stir the following ingredients:
2 lbs. of ass shaped like a letter C
3 cups of scandalous
1 cup of scarlett pussy
4 tablespoons of eye hate U
2 tablespoons of girls
and 1 tablespoon of boys
1 stick of frozen Come
1/4 cup of starfish
1/4 cup of coffee
1/2 cup of irresistible bitch


in a giant quizinart, whip for 2 minutes until soft and wet


empty out on a large cookie sheet and mold to desired form

brush with melted butter for a nice glaze

bake at 350 degrees for 17 days

Add Pink Cashmere for garnish then serve with a glass of Mr. Goodnight.
Feeds 7 bodyguards, facebook buddies and myspace stalkers. Bon Apetite.

GOD, U R SOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!

lladygold said:

This beautiful cookie must have the flexibility of Gumby and be willing shape shift at any time to suit the eaters taste. She must not crumble under pressure. She also should not be looking around to see how many other cookies are being consumed by the big Eater either. If she also has her own love of chocolate salty balls this can only help. "Er" might need to "Lix" "E" every once in a while!

also she should be willing and able to be a slave until he sets her free. Also having content is a no-no to maintain maximum freshness date.

5 cups sexy
¾ stick of cute
1 tsp. gullibility
½ cup blowjob skills
fashion sense to taste

optional: talent. whether it be a pinch or the whole damned bag, it's up to you.

put it all into a big bowl, mix the fuck out of it. step across the room and look at it for 30 minutes until golden and sexy. serves 1.

No need...she's already made. Sheila E.

motherfunka said:

That is a tough act to follow. guess we have to work on the NEXT perfect prince woman.

chocolate salty balls, ur crackin me up!!!!!

Must enjoy being displayed only in monocromatic colors and simple jewels. The big Eater himself is quite the male peacock and prefers to leave all the splashy outfits to himself, ditto jewelry. Don't worry about finding such outfits; he'll preshop for you and even give you three dresses to choose from.

dollwoman said:

I WANT all THREE DRESSES!!!!!

Shango said:

can i just say? .....WHOA!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

you gotta add in 3 cups of Screams of Passion
7 quarts of Yes
1 ounce of Sexuality
2 tablespoons of Computer Blue
7 cups of Nasty Girl
pour in some Lust U Always (depends on the taste of the baker)
1/2cup of I Wonder U
2 Mountains I mean 2 cups of Mountains
and a Slash of Tangerine

OldFriends4Sale said:

dayum, we have to make several of these chicas so we can sell em on ebay!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

y'all got some talent. somebody do a mix pic of susan, susannah, and mayte.

DesireeNevermind said:

I'll get busy

Shango said:

DesireeNevermind said:

You're Welcome ! I'll see if i can mix one with Mayte later.

Shango said:

what about bria

Evvy said:

I'll get to that too









:working overtime:

Evvy said:

the thread is perfect prince woman, not perfect prince stalker


but if you insist then it must be 1 third Mani, 1 third Bria and 1 third blank for all these org chicks to insert their photos.

I would have never thought that Susan and Susannah looked alike at all! Thanks Shango for your enlightening work. Please continue, I will stay tuned!

dollwoman said:

Thanks dollwoman ! Will carry on soon with the mixes lol.

A Nona and Tamar mix would be interesting

Carmen, Salma and Mayte?