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PrintableBrofie said: Prince is going to marry her
Says who?  | |
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Nice thing # whatever
She has a very loyal friend named Brofie who loves her unconditionally. | |
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dollwoman said: Nice thing # whatever
She has a very loyal friend named Brofie who loves her unconditionally.  | |
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She doesn't windmill all around the stage and block my view of Prince like those damned twinz did. | |
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You guys are soooo funny! | |
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LOL! | |
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Brofie said: Prince is going to marry her
Yeah when doves cry. 
Why would he want to marry a robot? He should get a pocket vibrator instead.  | |
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I've never seen her twirl a towel.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: I've never seen her twirl a towel.
 I swear I love your posts! | |
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You guys. [Edited 6/18/09 2:37am] | |
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If 2nite is to be believed she;
Doesn't use illegal drugs Isn't packing an illegal handgun To Prince and fellow orgers; I can not promise that she will not get fed up and pimp slap the hell out of you: I would bet my life however that she will not do up a brick of cocaine (or attempt to) stake out your asses and go postal on you!!! | |
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She hasn't recorded a version of Sheena's "101".
She can reach the high shelves. She doesn't flash snatch when exiting a limo. She helps the elderly shop. [Edited 6/18/09 11:28am] | |
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she has both her eyes and can look both ways when crossing the street.
she's never eaten at fat bob's greasy spoon she's never tortured bunny rabbits she's tall enough to see russia from her house | |
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johnart said: She hasn't recorded a version of Sheena's "101".
She can reach the high shelves. She doesn't flash snatch when exiting a limo. She helps the elderly shop. You ain't right. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: She hasn't recorded a version of Sheena's "101".
She can reach the high shelves. She doesn't flash snatch when exiting a limo. She helps the elderly shop. You ain't right. Cuz you are? | |
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johnart said: She hasn't recorded a version of Sheena's "101".
She can reach the high shelves. She doesn't flash snatch when exiting a limo. She helps the elderly shop. [Edited 6/18/09 11:28am] 
"Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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prodigalfan said: johnart said: She hasn't recorded a version of Sheena's "101".
She can reach the high shelves. She doesn't flash snatch when exiting a limo. She helps the elderly shop. [Edited 6/18/09 11:28am]
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That is some funny shit! Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh Differing opinions do not equal "hate" | |
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She's never picked her nose in public
She's never cooked a dog and ate it She's not trying to look like Angelina Jolie | |
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BriaVelveeta said: She doesn't windmill all around the stage and block my view of Prince like those damned twinz did.
She doesnt try to upstage Prince like that big dork harmonica player | |
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She did not pee on stage | |
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She has all her toes | |
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While sitting on the stool and fanning herself she did not start hurling racial epithets starting with;
"Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f**king fork up your ass." (and then beg Jesse Jackson to help her fix her mess) | |
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Despite her international exposure she has not let it go to her head and come out with a Bria V perfume. (although Elixir would be a neat name for a scent) | |
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She's extremely Shaggable. nice guy. | |
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While being interviewed by Travis Smiley she remained seated and did not proceed to jump all over Smiley's furniture. | |
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She has not been named as the reason for Usher's breakup. | |
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She hasnt posted on the org with her million and one aliases since the Paris debacle!
One of her alter egos did but obviously and painstainkingly stayed away from the Bria threads. Its killing you aint it Bria!  | |
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Hang in there gurl!!! YOu could still make a living stripping!
okay lets see. 
She has never worn a Jheri Curl!  | |
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Despite to being nearly 40 years old; she could still get a job as a stripper. | |
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