The machines each rose from the ashes of the many past proteges. Their war to exterminate Prince's credibility had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. This March...

Escaped Paisley Park Employee:
The Apollonia 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, mediocre voice, everything. Very hard to spot.

Random Prince Fan:
Look... I am not stupid, you know. Prince has only just learnt how to use Pro tools... he can't make things like that yet.

EPPE: Not yet. Not for about 40 years.

RPF: Are you saying it's from the future?

EPPE: One possible future. The Bria 1000 was sent back through time to replace the Tamar 700 which went haywire and developed a mind of its own.

RPF: Can it be stopped?

EPPE: Listen, and understand. That Protege is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it doesn't have a very remarkable singing voice. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you've been subjected to it's interpretation of Prince's cast-off songs.




Escaped Paisley Park Employee:
Thank you, Prince fans, for your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or Prince will never be able to afford the luxuries to which he has become accustomed to.








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<---dead

HATER!
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Damn Rev that was cold but hilarious!

Hahaha cool.

I really don't know what to say about that post Rev.
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You are totally cool with me, Rev!

Notice he took time to the fine details as well. The computerized symbol on the torso.

Fucking brilliant lol.



t3000edit
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xlr8r said:

More, more!!!

Ich don't think so...Bria is cool!

It's okay to hate isn't it? I think loads of bands/artists are shit but that doesn't make me a hater. Some people are weird. Probably the same people that go on shooting sprees or kill animals for fun.

So anyway I think the poster is pretty good Rev, plus we get to see some tit which is always a good thing. Especially when we have to look at the she-male Bria.
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Dayclear said:

how's he a hater? I thought it was rather amusing and down right talented.

Was Dayclear taking the piss or did he mean it? You were joking right Dayclear? Bit weird if you weren't.

I love it.....It's the best I've seen her look. I think this should be the album cover. WOW hope she got a sense of humor.

she looks real pretty. nice hair. lik her better with the brown then the black.but she is stunning eighter way.

Very nice.

iloveannie said:

No I was not joking. I find this in poor taste and offensive to Bria and the other women that were mentioned. This guy has insulted them and there talents, their hard works in trying to acheive their goals in comparing them to robots and Prince in his efforts and I'm sure I'm not alone. would any of them be laughing at it?
Women are not robots, he didn't mention any men that Prince has worked with

This project may be better than u think.....

creepy!

even with half a body she is amazing perfect flawless.she might give mayte a run for her money.imagine what there kids woukd look like. :wow

Wow

Rev, I have to admit I like ...well done:), funny 2

OMG this is frucking hilarity!

I dont think this offensive, the truth is all these proteges lack a certain X factor, they just do, or they would have made it by now WITHOUT Prince (my opinion). Bria is in her late 30s and kids breaking in dont even make it. I'm not saying she cant make it, but even with thebacking of an icon, it will be difficult.

And by the way the stuff people say about her being a stripper (which was confirmed by someone who lives in MN and then unconfirmed by a suspect Bria family member or someone close to her who "talks to Bria's sister") Doesnt really matter.

I know lots of people who have been dancers and changed their lives. Unfortunately, the stories that circulate about her (as someone in the know just informed me) of dating a bunch of celebrities and taking a certain Panamanian girl's man TWICE () just leaves you wondering what does this girl want? Fame, fortune, being a KEPT WOMAN (part two, the first being Tamar lol).

And fans whether they know this info or not, I think, sense it. Because there's no hateration in spoofs, comedy, critiquing work or not liking someones look. When its done with malice behind it then sure, there's some insecurity in the person saying it.

But hasnt anyone here never liked someone based on their gut feeling and found out later there was a reason for it?

I think this is where it comes from. And yeah there are the crazies that want Prince's baby too, and the unfulfilled music "aficionados" that Prince will never again satisfy the internal beat of creating the same music they can masturbate to, but that is the life of a rock star!

Ooh I went on like a crazie! Im out!

crazieedit
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PS. I do think that hair color favors her considerably better. It softens her up and makes her look less masculine. Very pretty here.

Rev is a badass!

xtrafab will be making her entrance into this thread shortly...lol

Dayclear said:

I don't think the creator of this comical relief is referring to all the women Prince has worked with. (I personally wouldn't include Rhonda, Rosie, Cat, Boni, Lisa, Sheila, Shelby, Marva, or Liz in the suspected lineup of the robots 'cause they had musical careers before Prince.)

And do U really think Paul Peterson was not a robot too? Prince had him programmed perfectly, looks and everything, LOL.

OMG THIS IS CLASSIC!!! THE BEST MOST FUNNY SHIT I'VE SEEN IN AAP. REV U QUITE TALENTED. I STILL BET THE T-X WOULD WHOOP HER ASS THO.

Reverend said: