Since it would take too long to list EVERY lyric from Jill Jones' ENTIRE ALBUM I'm gonna go with...



Vanity's breathy delivery of the line, "YES, YOU IS!" on Wet Dream


It's awkward, downright pathetic & therefore hilarious - she must have been sucking P off when he let that shit get through... then again, he left her vocal on 3x2=6



Anyway, what's your WORST lyric delivery from a Prince protege??

Oh god! Hahah you know ever since I first heard it in "Blue Limousine" the line where I think Brenda says "He like them pretty, he like their titties.." Uggh for some reason that part makes me cringe!!!! Sexuality doesn't really embarrass me or anything but just something about the word "titties" doesn't sound sexy to me.

Krystal666 said:

I thought it was "he like BIG titties", which is even worse

DAMN!!!! Why y'all dissin' Jill?????

I gotta say Susan on the Apollonia 6 LP....."I'll make you happy.....if you buy me CANDY"!!!!!

A CLOSESECOND would be Brenda on the Vanity 6 LP...."When I first saw your teeth, I knew you'd be the only one qualified". Wait a minute,,,, I KINDA LIKE THAT LINE!!!!!

woogiebear said:

Umm, why you dissin' Brenda???

CalhounSq said:

I'm NOT!!!!! I SAID I LIKE THAT LINE!!!!!

Love Prince, the proteges, and all of the lyrics 2! All good 4 me..

Ooo She She Wa Wa.....?

Paula Abdul...

"I'm in a funky way... Blow, horny horns."

Does anyone remember her performance on the AMAs, wearing some kind of garter belt, crazy-looking get-up?

Yeesh.

This isn't really a lyric but on the Purple Rain album the duet "Take Me With You" and the part where Apollonia goes "oooo hooo oooo" was like nails scratching across a chalkboard for me. If you can't sang, you don't do the ooooo's and aaaah's it's just the straw that breaks the camel's back.

LQ

sexxydancer said:

altavista said:

Is she really a "protege"

CalhounSq said:

i certainly wouldn't call her that. one song? nope.

Krystal666 said:

that's close. but much as i love Sheila, she's no torch singer, and bedtime story hits some notes that just ain't right.

WHY did I think this thread would go over better than this???

PurpleKnight said:

That whole song is fucking ear terrorism.

DiscoballStallion said:

I kinda like that song....


My vote goes to Mayte's 'remake/cover' of Brick House; particulary her delivery on the background lines in the chorus:

She's a brick (Boom! Say it) house (Hell yes)
She's mighty Mayte, lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick (Boom! Think I ain't?) house (Hell yes)
That lady's stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back

jone70 said:

A strong case could be made for this one.

CalhounSq said:

Because you were forced to create it in this often-forgotten side alley of Prince.org.

You should put a link to it in your sig.

DiscoballStallion said:

jone70 said:

HOLY SHIT, he let her do that??!!! She must suck a mean dick That is truly CRIMINAL

FunkMistress said:

I like the way you think

CalhounSq said:

CalhounSq said:

YAY, people posted on my thread!!!

altavista said:

It was the VMA's..Her doing her "thigh-ology"...oopsies...i mean, "vibeology"..which isnt a prince song.

CalhounSq said: