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Thread started 06/23/02 11:15pm

BlaqueKnight

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Mayte's Tommy dildo

I just couldn't resist posting this piece of fluff! Here is a recent interview with Tommy Lee:

DUDE, DILDOS, & DICKS
Q&A with Tommy Lee
by Hannah Levin



Tommy Lee
w/Flying Tigers and Headstrong
Tues June 25
Showbox, $25


Despite the accusations of domestic violence and his weird rap-rock phase with Methods of Mayhem, Tommy Lee is still one of rock's all-time great percussionists and one of the foxiest men alive--so I was thrilled to snag a few minutes to chat with him about David Bowie, sex with food, and soul-melding with Dave Grohl. I feared that the well-endowed former Mötley Crüe drummer-- who's now touring in support of his new record, Never a Dull Moment--might not be receptive to questions about his famous genitalia, but boy, was I wrong.



Has David Bowie given you any feedback on the cover of "Fame" on your new record?

I know he heard it because we were rehearsing next door to each other in New York, but we kept missing each other. I don't know what he thought of it--but I'm sure he dug it. How could you not? It sounds awesome!



Who are some contemporary drummers that you respect? Who among your peers do you admire?

Gosh--you mean from guys now?



Mm-hmm. If I didn't say "now," you'd just say [Led Zeppelin's] John Bonham.

Yeah, exactly! Man. Well, my drummer I have now, Wil Hunt, is a badass. Vinnie Paul from Pantera is great... Shit! Who else?



It seems like you and Dave Grohl have some stuff in common, in terms how hard you hit--

Yeah! Dave Grohl, definitely. I feel like he and I share more than anyone on this planet together, just because of what we're both doing. We're singers, songwriters, guitar players, drummers, producers... I've talked to him a few times about it. We really share a lot in common--being drummers in very successful bands and then trying to start something new on our own. Sometimes I feel like I'm joined at the hip with that guy.



So Vince [Neil] has a story in The Dirt [Mötley Crüe's autobiography] about you guys sticking your dicks in egg burritos to "cover up the smell of pussy so that our girlfriends didn't know we were fucking anything stupid or drunk enough to get into Tommy's van." Is there any validity to this anecdote?

It is true--it wasn't me, though--it was Nikki [Sixx]'s idea. I remember watching him stick his dick in this egg burrito and thinking, hey, if a chick goes down on you, she's gonna be like, "Dude, why does your dick smell like eggs?"



Yeah--and if there was guacamole on there, she'd be like, "Dude, you've got green shit on your dick." It might scare a girl off...

I know! It's all bad--I never understood why he did that. It does cover up the female scent, but then you're left with egg-burrito dick. That Nikki's a kooky motherfucker.



So has Cynthia Plaster Caster gotten her hands on you yet?

Who?



Cynthia Plaster Caster--you don't know who she is?

No.



She's this famous groupie/artist chick who goes around making plaster casts of rock stars' penises.

No way!!


Yeah, she's notorious; KISS wrote a song about her. She's done everyone--Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page... I think you'd be a highly eligible subject.

[Laughs uproariously.] Yeah, I guess it's a little bizarre that we haven't met. Ah, but have no fear! A buddy of mine bought my girlfriend a "make your own dildo" kit for my birthday.



Excuse me?

Yeah, it copies your dick and makes a soft rubber look-alike.



So how did you make it?

You heat up this rubber compound, mix in a few other powders, put it in a tall drinking cup, and stick your dick in it. You leave it in there for about three minutes, pull it out, and then you have the mold. Then you pour in the soft rubber stuff, let it sit overnight, pop it out in the morning, and you're good to go!



Wow. Has she used it yet?

Uh, yeah--when I'm not around. It's the next best thing, I guess.

http://www.thestranger.co...usic2.html

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I guess Mayte's got a new toy to play with? lol

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Reply #1 posted 06/23/02 11:19pm

MaytesAnus

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She should make 2 of them...
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Reply #2 posted 06/24/02 3:13am

DavidEye

LOL...OH LAWD!! What a crazy story smile

I wonder how Mayte feels about Tommy telling the media their sex secrets?
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Reply #3 posted 06/27/02 10:23am

Starmist7

DavidEye said:

LOL...OH LAWD!! What a crazy story smile

I wonder how Mayte feels about Tommy telling the media their sex secrets?


HAHA!
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Reply #4 posted 06/27/02 3:56pm

preciosa863

I would be so pi**ed!!!how degrading...show's how much respect Tommy Lee has for his girfriend, Mayte. The entire time Prince and Mayte were together, I'd never heard or read about either of them speaking about what went on behind their closed door. That way we call our lives PRIVATE!!!
u & me, we got mad chemisty
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Reply #5 posted 07/02/02 2:55am

Vagina

It makes me cry to think Mayte and Prince are not together anymore. This is totally disgusting. The way the Motley Crue guys act around women is totally JUVINILE! They are so damned Stupid what do these women see in these JERKS? But Prince shouldn't care and maybe he doesn't. He's Class and he just has to be himself. He doesn't have to prove himself these BIG Overgrown APES Do! Acting like low-class filth. Prince is Champagne and Caviar. They are WARM beer and Crackers! Prince should be charging Las Vegas prices cause he's the best baby, the best. I get so upset when I think of how low these women have gone. Stick with Prince He'll never let you down and he'll always satisfy you.
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Reply #6 posted 07/02/02 10:05pm

Starmist7

He's probably lieing too, just to be an as*.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 2 22:40:40 PDT 2002 by Starmist7]
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Reply #7 posted 07/03/02 8:30pm

HellOnHeels

LOL, what a classes cheap whore... lolol


...birds of one feather flock 2gether teehee!
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Reply #8 posted 07/04/02 11:20am

Vagina

I can't beleive Mayte. She breaks my heart. Maybe she's not sleeping with him. Maybe it's just a business deal. I would hate to think of her taking it from Tommy.
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Reply #9 posted 09/17/02 10:44am

CarrieLee

I can't believe that I never saw this!! And how ironic: last night at my friends house I saw this kit in a catalog!!! My friend is going to get it and give a "mold" of himself to his friends for Xmas!!! lol lol lol
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Reply #10 posted 09/18/02 5:50am

DavidEye

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I can't believe that I never saw this!! And how ironic: last night at my friends house I saw this kit in a catalog!!! My friend is going to get it and give a "mold" of himself to his friends for Xmas!!! lol lol lol



I've had quite a few girls ask for a "mold" of me smile
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Reply #11 posted 09/18/02 6:33am

CarrieLee

DavidEye said:

id:

I can't believe that I never saw this!! And how ironic: last night at my friends house I saw this kit in a catalog!!! My friend is going to get it and give a "mold" of himself to his friends for Xmas!!! lol lol lol



I've had quite a few girls ask for a "mold" of me smile



Oh yeah?? lol Are you hung like Tommy??
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Reply #12 posted 09/18/02 6:59am

adorable2

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Seriously, what is wrong with this character? That isn't cute!
[This message was edited Wed Sep 18 6:59:51 PDT 2002 by adorable2]
I'm an org elitist... totally unapproachable.

www.myspace.com/prinsexed
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Reply #13 posted 09/18/02 7:02am

CarrieLee

adorable2 said:

Seriously, what is wrong with this character? That isn't cute!
[This message was edited Wed Sep 18 6:59:51 PDT 2002 by adorable2]



What do you mean? The whole mold thing? lol I think it's kind of funny. No worse than you showing your "chain"... lol wink
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Reply #14 posted 09/18/02 10:47am

AprilMichelle

well know we know why prince and mayte ended...she ain't got no class! i'm disappointed by her sudden turn 2 a pro starfucker...guess she lacks the talent 2 b a star on her own...
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Reply #15 posted 09/18/02 2:29pm

FreezerBurn

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headbang
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Reply #16 posted 09/19/02 1:03am

DavidEye

CarrieLee said:

DavidEye said:

id:

I can't believe that I never saw this!! And how ironic: last night at my friends house I saw this kit in a catalog!!! My friend is going to get it and give a "mold" of himself to his friends for Xmas!!! lol lol lol



I've had quite a few girls ask for a "mold" of me smile



Oh yeah?? lol Are you hung like Tommy??



smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
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Reply #17 posted 09/19/02 7:16am

CarrieLee

AprilMichelle said:

well know we know why prince and mayte ended...she ain't got no class! i'm disappointed by her sudden turn 2 a pro starfucker...guess she lacks the talent 2 b a star on her own...



???

How do we know this??? None of us have any idea why their relationship ended. I think we just all like to assume. smile
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Reply #18 posted 09/19/02 7:16am

CarrieLee

DavidEye said:

CarrieLee said:

DavidEye said:

id:

I can't believe that I never saw this!! And how ironic: last night at my friends house I saw this kit in a catalog!!! My friend is going to get it and give a "mold" of himself to his friends for Xmas!!! lol lol lol



I've had quite a few girls ask for a "mold" of me smile



Oh yeah?? lol Are you hung like Tommy??



smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile



Ooooh la la!!! razz
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Reply #19 posted 09/20/02 3:45pm

adorable2

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adorable2 said:

Seriously, what is wrong with this character? That isn't cute!
[This message was edited Wed Sep 18 6:59:51 PDT 2002 by adorable2]

My chain isn't the question on this thread someone bragging openly about their sex life everytime they get a chance in public is. I don't have anything against Tommy but that is not something to discuss it should be private. I think him wanting to always grab attention by talking like his mouth has been ran through the gutter is part of his problems.
I'm an org elitist... totally unapproachable.

www.myspace.com/prinsexed
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Reply #20 posted 09/21/02 12:49am

Natasha

By the way how old would Cynthia Plastercaster be by now? 50s?
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Reply #21 posted 09/21/02 1:11am

Natasha

Natasha said:

By the way how old would Cynthia Plastercaster be by now? 50s?
And how old is Tommy by the way? Is he in his 30's or 40s? God he lives a reckless life.
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Reply #22 posted 09/21/02 8:13pm

prettymansson

i usually dont talk negativly about folks i dont know but from the moment i heard she would go for a tommy lee type i knew she was a HOE !!!
but come to think of it i bet susanna and nona gaye and countless others would say the same about P.
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Reply #23 posted 09/21/02 8:56pm

Natasha

Really think about it all of Mr.P's woman were quite slutty Hoes. They all went for Motley Crue guys. Not even on a Bad day would I care. I think they all must be Cock crazy or something and probably Drugs also. Please don't tell me they were little innocents. Tommy is a Druggie and Drunk and Nikki was into Heroin and drinking and B.Real Pot and Dave Navarro Heroin. Girls I don't know what's wrong with ya all! Get these guys cleaned up! Who wants to be in a Druggie Life and I'd save my man from killing himself. Sad to think you can't clean them up. I couldn't have a druggie for a father of my Children nor a drunk! What type of father is that for a child? I may not be from California and all,but Damn you girls Suck if you can't get a guy to Clean Up his Act ! Who Cares how Beautiful you are! You are fucking with Drug Addicts! This makes you Shit! Case closed. Move on to cleaner specimens. It ain't about Drugs and all it's about Family and our Children and good role models for the Children. Money isn't everything you know! Nor Celebrity if you gotta Disgrace and Degrade yourself.
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Reply #24 posted 09/23/02 12:29pm

CarrieLee

Go away Vagina!!!
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Reply #25 posted 09/24/02 9:27pm

Amaya

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TOO FUNNY
Amaya
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Reply #26 posted 09/27/02 3:09am

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Prince's woemn do tend to 'turn into' groupies' afetr a break up. but surely they were just groupies with Prince - they just went from fucking one star to another.

It was well documented that Prince was fucking around when he was 'with' mayte. she just got locked away in that big purple house while he made his music and had his fun - try reading 'slave to the rhythm' for good stuff about the mayte years.

It seems like P used to want a woman who would be waiting open legged when he came home, whereas now he just wants (and seems to have) a woman who will be waiting with a nice veggie meal made.

How can you listen to his pre TRC albums and then accuse MAYTE of being a,slut? P has always (until recently-and it probably was time for him to calm down) had fun with sex - what's so wrong about mayte doin the same?

she's young, and she's havin a good time - she seems to be confident enough (now) to leave if it stops being fun. give her a break why don't ya?

here's looking forward to the 'Tommy and Mayte' home video! wink
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Reply #27 posted 09/27/02 6:35am

CarrieLee

sinaplenty said:

here's looking forward to the 'Tommy and Mayte' home video! wink



HERE HERE!!! lol


Prince seems to have grown out of it, he's been there done that. Good for him. Good for Mayte.
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Reply #28 posted 10/02/02 12:53pm

CarrieLee

lol
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Reply #29 posted 10/07/02 2:32pm

JMG1

lol @ carries blackeye
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