dear powers that be... i have an issue

since i've been posting here again for a while now, some of the org ladies seem to have taken quite a shine to me... that's all well and good, but lately many have started pm'ing me pictures of their vaginas

what's wrong with that? you might ask... well nothing, really... and i must say the vast majority of vaginas have been quite lovely... first class, if you will

but the thing that troubles me is i'm a dad... and i can envision a scenario where my 3 year old son is vroooming along the floor with his lightning mcqueen car, only to look up at the exact time i open a new vagina filled pm... this unfortunate event may well scar him for life... and looking ahead, when he's 18 years old and standing before a judge because he robbed a bank to fund his expensive, much needed therapy sessions, i doubt the 'org vagina' defense will hold up in court (although, obviously, it should)

so i come to you as a concerned father... what can i do to sniff out any pm's that may be a bit fishy?... surely in this day and age there is software available that can scan a message and say "oh dear.... that appears to be a vagina", and then quickly delete the picture before i see it

any advice you could give me regarding this delicate situation would be greatly appreciated

thanks



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[Edited 9/21/13 20:35pm]

forward the vagina pics to me and i will review them and post scores out of 10

Block the OP or just delete their orgnote.

luv4u said:

Block the OP or just delete their orgnote.

but it's not just one op... i get dozens of vaginas sent to me daily, all from different women.. (although there have been a few ladies who have doubled up... saying that the new angle or different lighting really makes theirs worth a second look)

MoBetterBliss said:

luv4u said:

Block the OP or just delete their orgnote.

but it's not just one op... i get dozens of vaginas sent to me daily, all from different women.. (although there have been a few ladies who have doubled up... saying that the new angle or different lighting really makes theirs worth a second look)

Then just don't open the orgnote, simple.

Name them and shame them.

TheDigitalGardener said:

Name them and shame them.

ok.. i'll try... but this is just a few of many

the first one said hers was called stella... she said it was a brando thing

one lady called hers betsy

then there was smoo smoo

chickachickabowwow

pillows

the palace

surfin' usa

taj mahal

etc

most of the ladies didn't have names for theirs... they just sent me pictures