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Thread started 09/11/13 9:40am

jaimestarr79

Is anybody else having Script issues with the Org & their computers?

I keep getting script messages when I visit this site? anybody else?
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Reply #1 posted 09/11/13 11:26am

Tempest

What do the messages say?

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Reply #2 posted 09/11/13 11:52am

unique

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Tempest said:

What do the messages say?

 Morris
    She's bad, ain't she?

                            Jerome
    She's so bad she's good. Want me to rap?

                            Morris
    Yes, I'll be over here posin' by the Porsche.

                            Jerome
    Hello darlin'. You must be helping out a friend
    cuz you are much too pretty to be working here. What's
    up with that?

                             Aura
    What's up with your buddy over there holding his
    stuff? Does he have to use the bathroom?

We cut to Morris standing by the car definitely holding his
"stuff."

                            Jerome
    No baby, he's posin' by the Porsche.

                             Aura
    Cars don't impress me. So what's up, you guys can't
    be into the new power music.

                            Jerome
    New power, yeah, right. That's Morris day and
    he would like to eat you, I mean meet you.

                  Aura (eyeing at a challenge)
    Oh yeah? Alright, go get him.

                      Jerome (hollering)
    Hey, Morris! She wants to meet you, man.

                            Morris
    Oh Lawd!

Morris quickly heads over. Aura continues stacking
cassettes. Morris' eyes are on her backside.

                            Morris
    Name?

                             Aura
    Aura.

                            Morris
    Hmmmm, lovely. Where'd you get that ass?

                             Aura
    Same place you got your manners.

                            Morris
    Jerome, where'd I get my manners?

                            Jerome
    Same place she got that ass.

                            Morris
    And where was that?

                            Jerome
    Momma!

                            Morris
    That's right baby, your Momma. Now let's be nice,
    it's such a pretty day.

Aura's eyes tell she isn't amused by these two. A woman and
her small child approach the booth. The child is crying
loudly.

                            Woman
    Do you have Ingrid's new cassette?

                             Aura
    What did you say, Ma'am? I can barely hear you.

The child is wailing. Jerome raises his hand to smack him.
Morris restrains him.

                            Woman
    Benny, I told you no more candy, now shut up for
    God's sake!

The child cries louder. Morris intervenes, whipping out a $20
dollar bill, he flashes it on Benny.

                            Morris
    Yo Benny, you ever seen one of these? Guess how much
    candy you can buy with this?

Benny stops crying.

                            Woman
    Pardon me sir, but I think I can handle my own Kid.

Morris whispers something in the woman's ear. Her mood
quickly changes as she starts eyeing Morris' body then his
car. Aura is smiling at the goings on. Morris stoops back
down to talk at Benny.

                            Morris
    So like, Benny, you can have this candy money
    on one condition.

                            Benny
    Yeah, and what's that.

                            Morris
(whispering in Benny's ear)
    That you shut your motherfucking mouth up. You
    understand? Your Momma's fine and wants us
    all to go for a little ride later. Take this
    $20 and remember. There's plenty more where
    that came from.

                            Benny
    Ok! Thanks!

Benny hugs Morris.

                            Woman
    Come on Benny, let's go.

She winks at Morris and walks off.

                             Aura
    Alright, what did you say to that woman?

                            Morris
    I just made her an offer she couldn't refuse.

                             Aura
    Yeah? What was that?

                            Morris
    Me.
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Reply #3 posted 09/11/13 2:15pm

Tempest

OK. lol

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[Edited 9/11/13 14:17pm]

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Reply #4 posted 09/11/13 8:47pm

HatrinaHaterwi
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unique said:

Tempest said:

What do the messages say?

 Morris
    She's bad, ain't she?

                            Jerome
    She's so bad she's good. Want me to rap?

                            Morris
    Yes, I'll be over here posin' by the Porsche.

                            Jerome
    Hello darlin'. You must be helping out a friend
    cuz you are much too pretty to be working here. What's
    up with that?

                             Aura
    What's up with your buddy over there holding his
    stuff? Does he have to use the bathroom?

We cut to Morris standing by the car definitely holding his
"stuff."

                            Jerome
    No baby, he's posin' by the Porsche.

                             Aura
    Cars don't impress me. So what's up, you guys can't
    be into the new power music.

                            Jerome
    New power, yeah, right. That's Morris day and
    he would like to eat you, I mean meet you.

                  Aura (eyeing at a challenge)
    Oh yeah? Alright, go get him.

                      Jerome (hollering)
    Hey, Morris! She wants to meet you, man.

                            Morris
    Oh Lawd!

Morris quickly heads over. Aura continues stacking
cassettes. Morris' eyes are on her backside.

                            Morris
    Name?

                             Aura
    Aura.

                            Morris
    Hmmmm, lovely. Where'd you get that ass?

                             Aura
    Same place you got your manners.

                            Morris
    Jerome, where'd I get my manners?

                            Jerome
    Same place she got that ass.

                            Morris
    And where was that?

                            Jerome
    Momma!

                            Morris
    That's right baby, your Momma. Now let's be nice,
    it's such a pretty day.

Aura's eyes tell she isn't amused by these two. A woman and
her small child approach the booth. The child is crying
loudly.

                            Woman
    Do you have Ingrid's new cassette?

                             Aura
    What did you say, Ma'am? I can barely hear you.

The child is wailing. Jerome raises his hand to smack him.
Morris restrains him.

                            Woman
    Benny, I told you no more candy, now shut up for
    God's sake!

The child cries louder. Morris intervenes, whipping out a $20
dollar bill, he flashes it on Benny.

                            Morris
    Yo Benny, you ever seen one of these? Guess how much
    candy you can buy with this?

Benny stops crying.

                            Woman
    Pardon me sir, but I think I can handle my own Kid.

Morris whispers something in the woman's ear. Her mood
quickly changes as she starts eyeing Morris' body then his
car. Aura is smiling at the goings on. Morris stoops back
down to talk at Benny.

                            Morris
    So like, Benny, you can have this candy money
    on one condition.

                            Benny
    Yeah, and what's that.

                            Morris
(whispering in Benny's ear)
    That you shut your motherfucking mouth up. You
    understand? Your Momma's fine and wants us
    all to go for a little ride later. Take this
    $20 and remember. There's plenty more where
    that came from.

                            Benny
    Ok! Thanks!

Benny hugs Morris.

                            Woman
    Come on Benny, let's go.

She winks at Morris and walks off.

                             Aura
    Alright, what did you say to that woman?

                            Morris
    I just made her an offer she couldn't refuse.

                             Aura
    Yeah? What was that?

                            Morris
    Me.

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