You could at least have the decency to state how many posts you have per page before you hijack my thread.

mcmeekle said:

Another helpful hint:
If you are attacked by an orger, make your body into the smallest shape possible by rolling yourself into ball & remaining as still & as quiet as possible.
If you end up surviving & then that ordeal is followed up by an attack by a troll,
make yourself into the biggest shape possible by completely extending your arms & legs as far apart as possible.
And most importantly,
make sure that you do not get the two mixed up.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

maybe if you waterproofed some wool socks to wear with those sandals they'd protect your feet even in winter.

Steadwood said:

how DO you shine your shoes to such a high gloss? those are positively dazzling

XxAxX said:

Paint

mcmeekle said:

i see your 200 and i'll raise you 35. :pokerface:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I see your 235 and raise you 50 orgnotes!

:bluffing: :pokerface:

mcmeekle said:

alright, i'll call you on that one. if my fabulous self only has a grand total of 14 orgnotes in her inbox... wait...
[Edited 11/20/08 10:27am]

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I've got five. And they were from Admin.....

mcmeekle said:

all told, i estimate i have over 8 pairs of shoes at home. maybe more.

XxAxX said:

Can I wager with your shoes in the next hand?

mcmeekle said:

well, okay. but NOT with my boots, cause i need those. it's snowing

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

don't you know my feet would fall off and i'd topple over if i tried to walk in those?? my boots are more like this:

XxAxX said:

doesn't it look a little strange to have one boot cuffed and one up? or is that the style in your neck of the woods?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

hey in MY neck of the woods cuffs or no cuffs you just thank your lucky stars folks are dressed at all

So close to getting my first flaming thread!

mcmeekle said:

look, it took you an awfully long time to respond and post on your own thread. you were gone for several hours at least.

if you want a flaming thread you must stay right here all day, posting and posting and posting like the REAL Org pros.

XxAxX said:

i hear ya. that's why i close the blinds whenever Mr. Hilgenberger next door shovels his driveway.

XxAxX said:

it's vital to respond to every single post, repeatedly if necessary, even if you have nothing to say. just a nice little emoticon makes your fellow orgers feel valued and even, dare i say, appreciated. but mostly, it makes them feel obligated to return the favor. right? right?!?!

XxAxX said:

I was so busy downloading porn, I neglected my own thread!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Thanks for the input, maybe on my next thread I'll get a flaming folder thingy.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

of course. tit for tat. . . scratch my thing and i'll scratch yours... post for post. .. it's alllll just internet etiquette

mcmeekle said:

i just noticed it IS flaming

XxAxX said:

My next thread's going to be "How to make an informative thread interesting!"

Watch this space!

MODS!! STICKIFY THIS THREAD ALREADY!!!!! thank you.

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

okay okay. just relax. this is not another one of those Imago sex threads.