I mean, I PWN level headed moderation.



It's my forte'


I have masters degree--this means I'm smarter than most people.



And besides, anybody who steps out of line will have to hear my batdick joke--that will clean shit up around here post haste!

"I have masters degree"

I rest my case.

Because hell has not frozen over.

Because you are not the last person on Earth.

Because Ben loves us and wants us to be happy.

Because if you were, there would not be enough meds to go around.


Because we are not ready for you.

2 reasons

RAW
&
Nightime erctions

Focus people!

This is becoming a serious problem for the org.

Imago said:

you BEING a Mod would be a very very serious problem Dan

Your response to all problems would be, "Have you ever tasted your own sperm?"

I can see where things would get too.....sticky.

if u make a statement that the org considers prince gay...then I will support you

Teacher said:

Imago said:

So, the batdick joke is a form of punishment?

Why haven't I heard it then...

June7 said:

Imago said:

I should have hung up on you!

Thanks, I guess...

June7 said:

Imago said:

Teacher said:

he got his master's at University of Ikea

Awesome! I can't wait! Finally, "Who you gotta blow in this place to...." has meaning!

Raze said:

have you offered sexual favors to all of the current mods and ben?

ehuffnsd said:

Eric, this is me, Dan. That's been covered.

ehuffnsd said:

Dr.Phil has a masters degree from the university of North Texas.
Howard Stern said all you need to is a drivers license to get in the university of North Texas.

IAintTheOne said:

Some parts missing eh?

Imago said:

i just wanted to make sure your bases were covered

Mach said:

Has anyone mentioned me on this thread lately?

Imago said:

no.

jami0mckay said:

Who?