Dear Santa / Mister Moderator,

I'm sick of seeing things in the world and particularly this website that I don't agree with. Why oh why must I read one opinion after another when they are all so blatantly wrong? It takes all the fun out of communicating and discussion, and I for one am tired of it.

In future please ensure that I never have to read any opinions that differ to my own, or alternatively add a new rule so that if there IS a thread that I personally disagree with, we can call it "inflammatory" and get it locked / deleted and a red-hot poker shoved unceremoniously up the arse of the offending poster.

Yours in antici-pation

Ian

3 cunnilingus-faces in a row

Very funny

Janeau said:

I disagree with Janeau, I don't think it was funny at all - can I have his post deleted immediately? Where's that goofball Ian when you need him!?

Nice avatar CarrieMpls! I love cats and I don't mind admitting it either

Ian, you rock!

So what does Carrie do...goes and gets rid of her avatar.

TRON said:

Sorry. It was time for a new one. I didn't see the compliment before I did that.

But thanks!

I love cats too.

But my new avatar kicks ass!

You'll see it if it ever gets approved...


:hint hint:

ian said:

You forgot to sign it Nep2nes.

ian said:

Ian, I apologize for being so thought provoking. Some people can't handle having new thoughts in their head and think their brain is inflamed. Then they write to you... "Aerogram is being divisive. Close his thread before we descend into sectarian warfare."

You should let them flame me a little. I don't mind, really...

Aerogram said:

Well I think it only right for Aerogram to apologise in this way. We have enough opinions in our heads already, I really don't need any more. If you are going to post opinions, at least have the common decency to ensure that they aren't different to my own.


and then Aerogram said:


A very selfless offer Aero... thanks! You're a man who lives to give.

Okay here's my suggestion - from now on any new opinions or thoughts will have to be AUTHORISED before posting them, to ensure that they aren't thought provoking in any way.

Similarly, any jokes or potentially dangerous forms of humour shall have to be vetoed by a committee, rotated on a weekly basis.

ian said:

That's a new idea Ian. You just broke your own new rule, dude.

Aerogram said:

Curses! Okay the new rules start... nnnow!

FRITO BOY CAME LATER
IAN BECAME MODERATOR
FILLIN UP A BIG ORG CRATER
IF HE WAS A GIRL ID DATE HER

This thread is cracking me up...

ps...I second Carrie's thought...where's my avatar???

shausler said:

Good one shausler ...

As for everyone's avatars... sorry but Ben is about to move house (to Spain) and he's the man that takes care of avatar approval. So there may be a delay on that stuff for a bit until he gets settled.

Ian

ian said:

excuses, excuses!

endorphin74 said:

Also, endorphin74 that donkey-porn avatar you wanted approved just really isn't suitable for a family website like this ...

ohhh if I had the power of veto! I would lock lock lock this thread!

ian said:

I know matt can do it. He used to approve my avatars/pics when I'd catch him in the chatroom.

So what's your next excuse!

ian said:

Then why did they approve my obviously obscene symbol?

Aerogram said:

Is it obscene? I must be looking at it wrong...

AaronForever said:

Doh! I'll ask him now then

ian said:

You're right, it's not.. but all the descriptions I have read are obscene. Maybe just because it's me, some people assume it's sexual. Go figure...