I don't normally do this, but uh...I got Brian Fellow sitting right next to me, and I don't know what went on with all y'all in here, but there are a few things he wants me to tell you. Something about "crazy talk" and how Matt and Ben give him the devil eyes over the computer. He also says he never met anyone named Ian but he thinks Ian is an evil robot because he has too many vowels in his name. (He does have a point.)

Look, I am just the messenger here: My name's Bennett and I ain't in it! Have mercy!

I suddenly have a craving for some ripple...

2the9s said:

You dirty old wino, you BETTER be getting drunk off THE WORD OF GLORY!!! HALLELUJAH! HUBBABALAQUBOLLA!! TIMBOLO KAKAKA!!! WHOOO!

Sorry. Sometimes I speak in tongues. Translated into English, I make a really valid point on site moderation, I promise.