Hey all...here's just a little reminder of when some of the orgers banded together for a cause...I think it's important to remember this...

"Jesus stole my milkshake"

I was coming out of McDonald's earlier, and Jesus with a huge bright
halo around his blessed head walked up to me, took my large vanilla
milkshake right out of my hand and took
a big nasty slurp! That bastard.
I'm gonna tell his father, you just see if I don't!

"Could a Jesus Pizza dance..?"

And furthermore, what the FUCK is a Jesus Pizza?
Is it like Christ-Chex or Jees-It's? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
I'M 'BOUT TO 'SPLODE!! PIZZAPIZZA!!!

POLL: If Jesus came to your door and asked to borrow a cup of sugar would you...
Give Him the sugar and say 'God bless you.' ?
Tell Him make his own sugar ?
Try to kiss Him and say 'you want some sugar, cutie?'
Ask Him how He's going to carry it with those holes in His hands?
Tell Him get a job and get a haircut
Ask him to sign up on okayplayer.com as TooFunkySonOfGod


And before anyone jumps on me for being a heathen I have one thing to say...God has a sense of humor too... heh heh

Keep bringin' 'em back!

:LOL:

Oh yeah, those were great, and here's another. Remember this ? ...

"RE: WAS JESUS REALLY A CARPENTER?"
In response to message #0

we.covered.this.earlier.there.was.richard.karen.and.
apparently.Jesus.karen.was.addicted.to.laxatives.because.
she thought.her.hips.were.too.big.she.died.
another.promising.career.down.the.toilet.

2. "RE: WAS JESUS REALLY A CARPENTER?"
In response to message #1

>we.covered.this.earlier.
>there.was.richard.
>karen.
>and.apparently.Jesus.
>karen.was.addicted.to.laxatives.because.she
>thought.her.hips.were.too.big.she.died.
>another.promising.career.down.the.toilet.

It was all on the VH-1 "Behind the Music" special...the footage of Jesus is on the DVD

Let's not forget this classic:

A Jehovah's Witness Chick Tract... Perfect!

This is for all of you Jehovah's Witnesses who are curious about how to become a REAL christian.


http://www.chick.com/read...026_01.asp

OR:

HOW TO CURE HOMOSEXUALITY: Chick Tracts are the BEST!!! Who else just LOVES Chick Tracts?

All this talk about Jehovah's Witnesses and all has got me to thinking about my favorite religious publications that get handed out on the streets.

Chick Tracts are the ABSOLUTE apex of christian publications! If you haven't ever seen these wonderful pieces of christian propaganda, please visit their website:

http://www.chick.com


This one should be particularly helpful for anyone wanting to overcome the nasty affliction of homosexuality:

http://www.chick.com/read...084_01.asp


Well, what do you guys think? Are these great or what?

how to cure homosexuality..what the hell is that shit..

nothing to cure ...STUPIDITY ?

Where is the chick tracts about the tending 2 the flocks of little boys??

I guess looking back one could argue the whole 'episode' blew up in our faces. But fuck...it was sooo funny at the time.

RandomDuck said:

Yeah, it did...and it's STILL funny!

ADORA said:

you should see the chick tracts against the catholic church. they fight, you know, the regular church and the catholics. the christians have problems with the catholics too, they're a cult like the mormons or jw's, according to some.

tommyalma said:

The one about the Catholics was outragously hilarious and very very frightening at the same time...I can't believe that people actually believe that crap!

applekisses said:

Yeah it is! After I read your post I went to the store and while waiting in the queue to pay I thought about that 'episode' and cracked a smile. The assistant asked me what was funny...but I was too embaressed to tell him. Can you imaging saying 'I was thinking back to an online expedition of elite posters lead by a monkey to take over another site and come back to their 'home' site victorious'.