Well, UBE dear, you said we should fight amongst ourselves. So, I made you a special song. And yes, Fuckystrange, I did steal it from South Park. Once again,

Don't read on if you have a problem with profanity and negativity! Heh heh.

Well, UBE's a bitch, he's a big fat bitch
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
He's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
He's a Bitch to all the oceana's and trolls!
On Monday, he's a bitch, on Tuesday, he's a bitch
On Wednesdays through Saturdays, he's a bitch..
Then on Sundays, just to be different
He's a Super King Kamehameha.. Biatch!

Have you ever met my friend UBE?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
He's a mean old bitch, and he has a stupid mullet
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
He's a stupid bitch!
UBE's a bitch, and he's just a dirty bitch!

Have you ever met my friend UBE?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
He's a mean old bitch, and he has a stupid mullet
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!


Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch..
He's a stupid bitch!
UBE's a bitch, and he's just a dirty bitch!

I really mean it, UBE..
He's a big fat fucking biiitcchh!
Big old fat fucking bitch, UBE.
[This message was edited Sun Aug 4 8:27:14 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy]

I am impressed, you have so much writing talent. U are goood

Geez.

STARFISHNCOFFEE said:

I warned you about the negativity and shite. You should know not to read it if it's a song. That would save you from the exertion of making the little rolling eyes, friend.

Edit: I'm an idiot, and didn't spell exertion correctly the first time.
[This message was edited Sat Aug 3 21:46:44 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy]

I think this song may be about one my old girl friends.

(Not you R.W so I don't want no nasty orgnotes or you to delete me from Messenger )

lovemachine said:

You and UBE were an item?

Heh heh.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Oh I'm not being negative sweety I just didn't think it was funny is all. (Not a South Park fan either) Sorry about that. BTW I like making all the little faces.

STARFISHNCOFFEE said:

Apology accepted. But how you can not find South Park funny is beyond me.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Well we were...but that's a secret so...shhh.

You dumbass, there are no caps in uglybrowneyes. Thanks anyway.

uglybrowneyes said:

Where do you see caps?

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Ah, someone with knowledge of the edit function. That's so unlike Oceana. Kudos, BBMD. Now stick that clarinet where the sun don't shine.

Keeping it negative,

ube

uglybrowneyes said:

Bend over.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

...and witty too!

uglybrowneyes said:

I thought we were supposed to fight?

This is hopeless. Forget it. But you're still a bitch.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You sure don't detect sarcasm very well, do you, you country fair clarinet playing hillbilly? Here's a suggestion--put down the bourbon and pay attention, moron!

PS: Battier is a talentless piece of steaming, stinking monkey crap. Divac is God!

uglybrowneyes said:

You're clarinet obsessed. I think you'd like to fuck my clarinet, you doucheana licking, funkystrange fucking little moron. Get your tongue out of oceana's ass and think of something better.

Battier taught Divac everything he knows. Divac will be deported soon enough anyways.