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Wacky words that Brits use wtf is with british slang?
arse shite shag snog poofter "taking the piss" wanker bum buggar bloody bollocks what else is there? | |
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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crisps If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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oh... and fries are chips?? | |
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Petrol is gasoline
Telly is television (t.v.) Fag is a cigarette Lorry is a truck Chesterfield is a couch shall I go on... 
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moderatorAaron, that profile/avatar pic is hideous, and I'm nearly blinded everytime I see it.  Nasty O...-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Burk
Twat Muppet (actually) And the 'v' sign. We need Goldiesparade... help me Goldie! | |
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biscuit (cookie)
brolly (umbrella) rashers (bacon, right?) hoover (vacuum cleaner) nappy (diaper) pram (baby carriage) lino (generic term for floor, short for linoleum) runners (tennis shoes) | |
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spot (pimple)
ginger hair (red hair) boot (trunk of car) windscreen (windshield of car) footpath (sidewalk) | |
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punter= hooker
talleywhacker=??? loo, or w/c= bathroom abomitable (like my spelling)=terible torch= flashlite [This message was edited Wed Jul 31 16:57:56 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD] garden= backyard [This message was edited Wed Jul 31 16:58:36 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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lift = elevator | |
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Wedge - money
Wind up - to tease Trainspotter - nerd Nutter - crazy person Lost the plot - gone cuckoo Knackered - tired Full Monty - the whole enchilada (so to speak) Duck and Dive - run from the cops (Sade said she's been doing this when asked by a reporter) Dodgy - shady Bobby - policeman 2the9s is such a WANKER!  This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: Wedge - money
Wind up - to tease Trainspotter - nerd Nutter - crazy person Lost the plot - gone cuckoo Knackered - tired Full Monty - the whole enchilada (so to speak) Duck and Dive - run from the cops (Sade said she's been doing this when asked by a reporter) Dodgy - shady Bobby - policeman 2the9s is such a WANKER! ROUND THE BEND=  I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Finally,
about damn time you Yanks learnt some English ! |
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..."Twat" and later words like "fucknut" and "arsecandle". _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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npgsmfc said: ..."Twat" and later words like "fucknut" and "arsecandle".
"cuntybollocks" is a personal favorite | |
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I always wanted to know what Tally-ho ment  _________________________________________
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Zthe9s said: I always wanted to know what Tally-ho ment
A ho that counts a lot? This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Therapy said: Burk
Therapy did you know that Burk or more accurately Berk (sorry) is short for Berkshire Hunt which is rhyimg slang for... yes you guessed it.
Twat Muppet (actually) And the 'v' sign. We need Goldiesparade... help me Goldie! So calling someone a berk is not as mild as we all think over here. Just somewhere in the middle,
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00769BAD said: punter= hooker
punter is actually a paying customer (so would be the person paying the hooker) especially in the gambling world.
talleywhacker=??? loo, or w/c= bathroom abomitable (like my spelling)=terible we also call the loo, the lav/lavvy or the bog. I don't think anyone except the hoity-toity (posh people) really use the word abominable. This thread is wicked! (good) Just somewhere in the middle,
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Here are a few more.
Tap = faucet Ground Floor = First Floor Wad or Wadge = a large amount of cash Rozzers or pigs = policemen (don't really use Bobby anymore, very 1950s/1960s!) Minger = a rather unattractive man or woman Minging = any disgusting situation or person can be described as such. 
I love England Just somewhere in the middle,
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gutted = devastated | |
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Wacky words we use !! How about "Fuck" and "Off" ?
It's our language, we invented it! | |
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luv4u said: Telly is television (t.v.) Chesterfield is a couch shall I go on... We use TV and Television too. Chesterfield is a type of Sofa. Sofa is a Couch ! | |
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Supernova said: Bobby - policeman Not since the 50's ! LOL | |
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This topic reminds me of an Eddie Izzard Sketch where he's talking about the states, and he says you can go in to a shop, and ask for "two bollocks and a wank please", and when they look at you oddly, he says "ah, you dont' have the bollocks, i'll just have a wank then" lol..Well i thought it was funny anyway ;-p -------------------------------------------------
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AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said: brolly (umbrella) rashers (bacon, right?) hoover (vacuum cleaner) lino (generic term for floor, short for linoleum) runners (tennis shoes) Not really. We use umbrella too. brolly is just for short. You have a rasher of bacon. We use Vacuum Cleaner too. Hoover is just slang. Lino is not a generic term for floor. It's just short for linoleum. We don't use "Runners" we say "Trainers". You'll get it in the end...LOL | |
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My personal favourite words :-
dicksplash wankstain shite pish and non-offensive ones... midge (pronounced mid-jay) jobby gash sclaff stramash toaly wido ned gantin Erm, there's loads more but I can't remember any right now. I love being Scottish. So many great words. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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james said: You'll get it in the end...LOL I'm not so sure. Our language is the dogs after all.Just somewhere in the middle,
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Ackers = Money
Quid = £ Lady = £5 Paul McKenna = £10 Aryton Senna = £10 Steve McGarret = £50 Ton = £100 Monkey = £500 Grand = £1000 Archer = £2000 Porkies = Lies Fags = Cigarettes Veras = Cigarette papers Barnet = Hair Bristols = Tits China = Friend Arse = Butt Prat = idot Twat = idot / vagina Muppet = idiot Mug = Gullible idiot Trap = Mouth Bollocks = Testicles / Rubbish / False | |
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