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2the9s - Crocodile Hunter! Setting: A Place in Australia
2the9s: As we steer out boats, looking for these dangerous predators. [shot of a croc] Oh there's a bkw croc right there. He must be four meters. twelve, thirteen feet long at least. This bkw croc has enough power in his jaws to rip my head right off. 2the9s, moving closer to the bkw croc... 2the9s: I've got to be careful. So what I'm gonna do is sneak up on him and jam my thumb in his bum. Closer to the croc... 2the9s: If I get bit out here, I'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital. I better be real careful jamming my thumb in his butthole. 2the9s jumps into the water and wrestles the bkw croc... 2the9s: Oh boy he's pissed of now! I'm gonna jam my thumb in his bum now. This should really piss him off. 2the9s jams his thumb in. bkw crocodile: Growl 2the9s: Oh yeah that pissed him off alright! I've got to be careful! 2the9s is back in his boat with his arm in a sling. 2the9s: Well, that was quite an angry bkw croc, but I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle. Next week, we'll look for more of these beautiful creatures so we can learn more about them by pissing them off in their sleep. Thanks for watching. [This message was edited Wed Jul 31 13:32:29 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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 And after I started a thread about how cool you are.
You are mean! | |
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2the9s said: And after I started a thread about how cool you are.
You are mean! Nuh-uh, you posted that after I posted this.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: 2the9s said: And after I started a thread about how cool you are.
You are mean! Nuh-uh, you posted that after I posted this. Look at the times! | |
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WHAT A CROC HUNTER!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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Battier i want to thank your from the heart of my bottom, thanks for your songs and your ass kicking technique! you rock baby!
2the9s has met his match! | |
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That had me rolling and laughing so hard. Good one - do some more! Wonder what Steve Irwin would think of this, probably have a good laugh and beer too. 
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A thumb in the bum is not very comfortable you know!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: A thumb in the bum is not very comfortable you know!!
Exactly how would you know that, hmmm? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Too bad you couldn't be more original than just copying almost word for word a South Park Episode
( as funny as it is ) sad | |
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FunkyStrange said: Too bad you couldn't be more original than just copying almost word for word a South Park Episode
( as funny as it is ) sad She was going to mention that later... she already told me about it... South Park is great. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: FunkyStrange said: Too bad you couldn't be more original than just copying almost word for word a South Park Episode
( as funny as it is ) sad She was going to mention that later... she already told me about it... South Park is great. I picked it straight away and msn'd her about it. Great episode btw  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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FunkyStrange said: Too bad you couldn't be more original than just copying almost word for word a South Park Episode
( as funny as it is ) sad I didn't copy word for word, why, I ommited all the Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny parts!
From the Prehistoric Iceman episode...Second season. -------
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IceNine said: bkw said: A thumb in the bum is not very comfortable you know!!
Exactly how would you know that, hmmm? Does the thumb smell of ...don't breath...
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"whole fist doctor?" When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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