Dear 9s,

I have this friend who is a self proclaimed Hermaphrodite..I love him dearly, the problems is that he will not stay out of my underwear drawer...Any advice? He is stretching the hell out of my panties.

Signed,
Desperate for new elastic

completely unedited question:

dear aunties Ice and 2the 9 (s):

when i'mn a freaksihmood, i glahit untilth enieghbors complain HAHAHAHAHA!!! but mny cquesitons what if my landlordd decids tlo take the dog fiorwalking hears will they evict me?

sincerely, XAxaxa

thanX! i'll be sure to try that

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

Here we see a true Agony Aunt at work. Who else could have read between the lines and surmised I can only type 6wpm. Pure genius.

sag10 said:

Dear Horsey Woman,

You'd be surprised how often I hear about this particular problem.

Neither am I unfamiliar with the literature on this subject. There was an article in the recent New England Journal of Medicine that argued that such behavior is more prevalent than most people suspect.

Doctors have also come to the conclusion, however, that such behavior is largely the result of a hostile environment. For example, were someone constantly subject to a barrage of finger shaking ( for example ) this could have an adverse effect on the subject.

So in other words "Desperate," it sounds like it is all your fault! I pity your friend for having such an unsympathetic friend in you. Why don't you try joining him/her in their undergarment experimentation?

Hmmm,

Good luck with that,

2the9s

Dear 2the9s,

I have a crush on a female here on the org. But I married and have kids. What do I do?

Signed,

Desperate for a woman

XxAxX said:

Dear XXxaxa,

The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuo nnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since devlinsfirst loved livvy.

Good luck with that,

2the9s

AnitaThrill said:

Dear Desperate for a Woman,

How do you feel about married Hermaphrodites?

Good luck with that,

2the9s

2the9s said:

I am not quite sure how to answer that.

Um. Hi 2the9s!

Um. Hi 2the9s!

Just wait till Lleena hears about this!

Dear aunties Ice and 2the 9(s):

i was sitting in the lobby of a hotel, minding my own business and masturbating with a magazine, when this short, hairy guy walks up to me and suggest that i go upstairs with him to waste some time. well, i said no but he stole my magazine and he won't give it back! do you know where can i find him? i really want my magazine back.

nikki d.

Chandrasonic said:

Knock it off newbie!!! 9's please explain to Miss Chandra why I left you that post.




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XxAxX said:

Dear Nasty Girl,

This is quite a coincidence because recently I was in a hotel lobby trolling for masturbating girls (I figure hey, if they are doing it in a hotel lobby I have a pretty good shot, right?) and I wound up stealing some poor thing's magazine. Was it Highlights? Was this the Fairmont hotel?

Hmmm, I am becoming uncomfortable here. I feel I must recuse myself.

Try www.askjeeves.com for your answer.

Good luck with that,

2the9s

CarrieLee said:

Who you callin' newbie baby girl?

sag10 said:

Lleena's knows!

Chandrasonic said:

YOU!!! 2the9s please tell her what's up. I'm getting frustrated.

GoldiesParade said:

Always with you!

You are so right... it is THEM vs. US!

Chandrasonic said:

I think I just realized who you are and I'm quite embarrassed

CarrieLee said:

Don't be sweetheart and welcome back!

think that would b a great idea it would also allow ppl 2 get 2 know each other a little bit more why didn't think of this question shoo

peace

XxAxX said:

Dear One of us is crazy,

There are medications for your particular malady.

Please visit a psychiatrist of your choice, or buy a gun... you choose.

I hope that I have been helpful,
IceNine

Chandrasonic said:

I ran out of orgnotes, 2the9s will have to explain the other post. I'm quite horrified

and thanks!

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Dear 2the9s

....q to follow...
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AnitaThrill said:

I'll field this one...

Dear bi-sexual woman,

You should start by sending both 2the9s and myself candid photographs... we will advise you on this matter after a careful review of the materials.

Thanks,
IceNine

XxAxX said:

Dear Miss Huffy,

Okay, I will give your magazine back.

Thanks,
IceNine

IstenSzek said:

Be wary of that dog. He's just a tease!

xenon said:

Red Rocket...