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Cold Beer and Remote Control Since bkw expressed feelings of being left out of the lyrics, I have made him a very special song!
All of bkw's days have been misspent Stuffing out the sofa and the antenna's bent Inside bkw's heart's bursting out at the seams He works for the impossible Australian dream He's got a job at the grocery store Few bucks an hour not much more The world comes in just to take things away Eat it all up then they sleep until day Bkw tries not to care he might lose his mind (or get cirrhosis) Running round the same thing time after time Only two things bound to soothe his soul Cold beer and remote control Once upon a time he was nobody's fool Two jobs and showing up for school He guesses it comes apart so little by little You don't know you're there until you're stuck in the middle Bkw tries not to care he might lose his mind (or get cirrhosis) Running round the same thing time after time Only two things bound to soothe his soul Cold beer and remote control -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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LMAO!!
Great minds think alike!  | |
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Mine's better than yours :-p -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Mine's better than yours :-p
We'll let the Aussie decide that!  | |
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I think this is great too, although I'm now depressed and am about to top myself.
Battier, have you been speaking to my wife?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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For my 999th post, I will say bkw is fuggin' cool. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Post 1000:
2the9s sucks!  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Haha...as soon as I saw the heading of this thing...i knew it had to be about bkw!! Hehe...nice lyrics!
 , and God Bless!Eye see the amber ashes in your eyes... Left from the spark of luv inside u... It can't keep hidden... And won't be contained... This is the kind of spark that will 4ever remain... | |
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"Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Zthe9s... " | |
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