Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show, Three to get ready,
Now go, 2the9s, go.
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes,
2the9s, you can do anything but lay off of my
Blue suede shoes.

Well, 2the9s can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
Do anything that he wants to do,
But uh-uh, 2the9s, lay off of my shoes

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
2the9s, you can do anything
But lay off of my blue suede shoes.

2the9s can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor from an old fruit jar.
Do anything that he wants to do,
But uh-uh, 2the9s honey, lay off of my shoes

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
2the9s, you can do anything
But lay off of my blue suede shoes

This is why nobody likes me!



(heh heh, Well, one of the reasons...)

You think that orgers woulda had enough of silly org songs
one look around me and i see it isnt so
oh no

some orgers wanna fill the org with silly org songs
and whats wrong with that

2the9s said:

We all love you.

But I love nLA more. I want him to father my children.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Are you going to confer with BadLad about that first???

Why should I, IceNine?

He's the one telling me to do it!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Kinky...

IceNine said:

LIES LIES ALL LIES!!!

we lost our virginity, and did massive drugs in the 60s
and we only want to do it with BOOB, and BBMD doesnt seem to want to except that...
so now im just gonna lurk in the dark recesses of her mind.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Whatch when you do have kids,
you're gonna call them BAD more than a few times
and know I AM THERE!!!