Well get out of that bed 2the9s, wash your face and hands
Get out of that bed 2the9s, wash your face and hands
Well get in that kitchen 2the9s,
Make some noise with the pots and pans.

I believe it to my soul 2the9s is the devil in nylon hose
I believe it to my soul 2the9s is the devil in nylon hose
For the harder I work the faster my money goes

Well I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
Well 2the9s won't do right
To save his doggone soul

Shake rattle and roll

I'm like the one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
I'm like the one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
Well I can look at 2the9s, see all them wrinkles, tell he ain't no child no more

I believe 2the9s is doing me wrong and now I know
I believe 2the9s is doing me wrong and now I know
'Cause the harder I work the faster my money goes

Well I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
Well 2the9s won't do right
To save his doggone soul

Play it again!

I went over the hill, way down underneath
I went over the hill, way down underneath
2the9s makes me roll my eyes
And then he makesme grit my teeth

Well I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
Well 2the9s won't do right
To save his doggone soul

ahhh
songs about orgers

now there is a novel idea

Zthe9s said:

Are you being sarcastic?

Naa, just wouldnt wanna see you get

ROCKED
BLOCKED
MOCKED
HOCKED
OR
LOCKED


thats all

Zthe9s said:

WOw! how is this possible?

Q. How many Zthe9s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. About 6.

pretty stupid thread...I'd lock it.

divo02 said:

Wouldn't be the first time it'd been locked/deleted. But that's okay.

Now that my name shows up, it wont be long
til the thread is dead

divo02 said:

AND THE GOLDEN ENEMA GOES TO . . .