IceNine said:

So everyone gets a DVD player but me. Is that about right, Mr. Nine?

Mr. Schultz2the9s, and Bkw Sanchez. But none for me.

I see how it is.

Okay, okay... I'll send you one too... but you have to promise to be nice to Oceana, Vagina, 2the9s, BKW and THE CHRONIC!

Can you do that for a DVD player?

IceNine said:

I AM nice to 2the9s and bkw. ASK THEM, DAMMIT! I mean, bkw and I are on a first name basis! We are friends! Homies!

I had a civil orgnote exchange with the Vag today. Ask her.

THECHRONIC is my hero I even asked him to marry me once. Since when have I been mean to thechronic, hmm?!

Sorry in advance, C. I know you're gonna start that "debble" stuff on me...

And you know the oceana thing is impossible. She makes me sick.

You have to make reasonable conditions, dammit.

Okay, you must publicly ask Oceana to be your friend and get her to agree to adopt you as one of her children, at which point you must move in with her and use her DVD player.

Can you do this?

IceNine said:

You suck.

I'm officially nauseated...

And I can see it now. After the bitch reads this. "Somebodybemydaddy is just like a dog, whistles when I call her" or whatever the hell it is she says. And then the whole "she looks so much older than 16." Of course, the posts will have a high level of insanity, and a lot more grammatical errors...

Okay, you don't have to do that... at all. Forget I even said it...

You can have a DVD player!!!

IceNine said:

You always were my favorite!

Good!

I think this would be a fine grudge match:

bkw v Lavish, Adora, Lolinex, Diva, TheScandalousLife, Lavender, Purplereine (and any other prettys from the chatroom I cant remember right now)

Out of generosity I'll allow them to tag team me or, if they like, they can all rush at once .

Rules: The ring must be full of jelly and all contestants must be wearing bikinis (inc me )

Battier and Nep2nes will be the referees and can observe the proceedings for use when they reach an age where they can compete

Oh, the things I do for the team!

Bring it on!!!

Round 5!

Moonbeam vs. JDODSON

What happens when two of the nicest Orgers take off the gloves? You'll find out when Moonbeam and JDODSON scrap it up! Be there as the facades crack. Be there as Nice gives way to Vice! There'll be no turning the other cheek when the lights go down tonight!

In this corner, Moonbeam, aka Ian, aka, . Weighing in at about nine-feet tall, Moony's got gifts. He can create a list without breaking a sweat. But the only list tonight will be how many ways he can bring pain to JDODSON!

In the other corner, JDODSON, aka that guy with the pink thing in his avatar... Spreading love, spreading grace, he will get up in your face! Why can't we all get along?? I'll tell you why we can't all get along. JDODSON's in the motherf***ing house!

PLEASE let me take on someone! Preferably in a mudwrestling match!

Round 5!

Moonbeam vs. JDODSON

What happens when two of the nicest Orgers take off the gloves? You'll find out when Moonbeam and JDODSON scrap it up! Be there as the facades crack. Be there as Nice gives way to Vice! There'll be no turning the other cheek when the lights go down tonight!

In this corner, Moonbeam, aka Ian, aka, . Weighing in at about nine-feet tall, Moony's got gifts. He can create a list without breaking a sweat. But the only list tonight will be how many ways he can bring pain to JDODSON!

In the other corner, JDODSON, aka that guy with the pink thing in his avatar... Spreading love, spreading grace, he will get up in your face! Why can't we all get along?? I'll tell you why we can't all get along. JDODSON's in the motherf***ing house!

Boob said:

She asked for it, she got it!

Round 6

Boob vs. Shausler

Down and dirty. Vooms in the room yo. Vooms Voomy chachoomy choom. Does it get more primal or nonsensical than this?

In this corner, Boob, aka the Rope of Silicon, aka (fill in silly names for the female breast here...) Do you wanna lick her majik nipple? Do you punk? Hunh, do ya?? She's not afraid to take off the gloves! It's Boob time! Spell it backwards, same motherfuckin thing!

In this corner, Shausler, aka King of the Vooms, Grand High Poobah of the Org, the Annihilator, Matt's worst nightmare. He's back and he's badder than ever! This is his house! No single Boob can handle him. He's a two Boob man! Have you got a twin? 'Cause honey you'll need it!

My money's on Ian. He's got a great chest and arms

I got my bet on Lleena vs 2the9s...She will kick the shit out of the hermaphrodite..

Yea, and how can you pick one Orger when they have several monikers..

Round 4!

Aaron vs. Oceana

First there was King Kong vs. Godzilla. Then there was Spider Man vs. The Green Goblin. Then there was Paul Reubens "vs." Pee Wee. Those weren't grudge matches, those were party games compared to this! Friendly tussles! None of that here!

In Round 4, the audience had better come wearing cups and paddding, 'cause this one will be off the charts!

In this corner, Aaron, aka the Master of Creamy Disasters, aka the King of Pain. Twenty-five years of honing his skills and a saucy attitude combine to make this one slick fighting machine! Look at the steely determination in the eyes of his avatar. Are you hypnotized? Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet!

In the opposite corner, oceana aka Pretty Brown Eyes, aka Rebecca, aka (I don't know who else...Vagina?). She's got a mean attitude and takes no prisoners. Kind as a saint in the chatroom, a Demon incarnate on the boards, you never know where she'll hit or what she'll attack next!

This one will go down in the history books! Let's start the insanity!

Psychodelicide vs Serena. The bitch dissed me unfairly on another thread (when she did not even know what the hell she was talking about), so it's time to get even! Knock a few brain cells into working order, as well as a few teeth out of her big fat ignorant mouth. Paybacks are a bitch!
[This message was edited Wed Jul 17 15:05:54 PDT 2002 by psychodelicide]

Round 7

BattierBeMyDaddy vs. IrishEcho

It's on! The one you've been waiting for. The The Thriller in Kentucky! Not for the squeamish! Send the kids to the neighbors, 'cause things are gonna get real nasty real fast!

In this corner, BattierBeMyDaddy, aka WashedUpCollegeBallerBeMyDaddy, aka the Debil. The pride of the Org, this girl's got more signatures than the Declaration of Independence! But more than that, she's got a bad attitude and ain't afraid to use it!

In this corner, IrishEcho, aka Kellyanne (according to some. I'm not sayin' it's true, I'm just sayin'...). He's in your face. He's controversial. He's got a chip on his shoulder the size of Plymouth Rock! But will he be a match for the razzmatazz of Battier?

I'm thinking one kick in the balls should do it. BattierBeMyDaddyBeMyMommy!

note. Pay-Per-View only