Round 1:

subyduby vs. jnoel

This one's been brewing for a long time. This one is bound to be big. The GD forum can't contain them. The Org can't contain them. The entire online Prince fan community is straining at the seams! From AMP to Housequake, from NwrPwrGnration to the DetroitCrawl, everyone is waiting as this one is bound to get ugly.

Let's break it down:

In this corner: subyduby, aka scoobydooby, aka shoebox, aka subaas, aka MJbeMyDaddy. This 15-year-old, tuba-playing, college-attending Pakistani hails from the East Coast. At first glance, her slight build and self-described football-shaped eyes might appear to put her at a disadvantage -- but she's got spunk! She's been known to immobilize opponents under a barrage of questions and leave them foaming at the mouth.

In this corner jnoel, aka The Howler from LeHavre, aka The Stalker: from France straight onto your screen. Fan level: Hardcore. But even jnoel's Favorite Other Artists -- John Carpenter, David Lynch, The Pixies, Uglybrowneyes (wtf?) -- won't be able to help him here. This is Prime Time. Known for his acerbic comments, jnoel is gonna have to do better than mother jokes to pull this one off!

Place your bets now!

(Or propose your own Org Grudge Match!)

(Or delete this thread...)

How about 2the9s vs. ? It has been hinted in the chatroom recently that Mr. 9s has had a falling out with his formerly omnipresent friend, . However, we all know that isn't one to play fair. The org is bursting at its seams in anticipation! Will 2the9s finally vanquish the curse of , or will triumph again?

***bkw pushes delete button furiously***



fucking spelling!

[This message was edited Tue Jul 16 21:40:07 PDT 2002 by bkw]

BTW, I've got $5 on

I HATE YOU!

The best grudge match would be:

2the9s v Zthe9s

2the9s wouldn't know what was coming at him. He could get hit with tea bags, a bottle of beer, stuffed aliens or pecked by a duck!

bkw said:

Bring it on! I'm sick of that knucklehead!

I vote for the teabag!

Oh... cry me a river.

Chandrasonic said:

Holy shit!!! Who is teabagging here??? Does anyone else know what teabagging is?

bkw said:

How about bkw vs. Xenon!

Hide the car keys! Prepare the breathalyzer test! Get out the wet mop! This one's gonna blow chunks!

In this corner: bkw, aka the Lush from the Land Down Under, aka Crocodile Drunky, aka . From his desk at "work," doin' it for the Duck! Watch out for this guy, he fights dirty. And I'm talkin' Dirty! (as in Sanchez!)

In this corner: Xenon, aka London's answer to Foster Brooks, aka Xenon the Warrior Prince Fam. He came, he saw, he drank! In his first big ticket bout, Xenon is the underdog as he faces his worst nightmare: an Aussie with a bottlomless stomach and no inhibitions!

Britain vs. Australia baby! This one's for all the bottles of beer on the wall! All the bottles of beer!

Round 3!

CalhounSq vs. Nep2nes!

In this corner. . .wait a minute... Whoooeeeyyaaah!. . Whammm!. . . Thud!. . .

Oh ladies and gents! It's over! Nep is down!

2the9s said:

IceNine said:

This is no place for teabagging!

IceNine said:

I got my bet on Lleena vs 2the9s...She will kick the shit out of the hermaphrodite..

Yea, and how can you pick one Orger when they have several monikers..

Pardon me, but what is teabagging? :eek;

anyone? It sounds rude, is it?

Chandrasonic said:

DEFINITION: TEABAGGING- verb; (T-EE-BAHG-ING):


1. To dunk or dip one's testicles or nutsack in an enemy's favorite beverage.


2. To lower ones ball sack into a recipient's mouth.

sag10 said:

IceNine said:

That settles it then, it's a Teabag fight !!!

sag10 said:

Ummm, why do you think Lleena no longer posts? I took her out. It was spectacular! She had me on the ropes, but I brought one off the floor and stunned her. Then I gave her a pile driver and while she was lying unconscious on the floor I leapt off the top of the ropes, elbow up, and landed hard!

It was damn shame...

2the9s said:

AND THEN YOU WOKE UP!

LeGrind said:

awww, Bill, you're so sweet. :blush:


we hate you too bluv

ditto! and i could do with a teabagging about now.

pm1 said:

hi there!

oh, hello? (in a carry on movie voice)

LeGrind said:

has this lil kid become the new Bart?

just spewing spew to spew spew...spewed?

IceNine said:

Hey! You know teabagging is against the rules! If Mr. Nailbox sees you teabagging someone, you'll be out on your ass, Mary!

Ummm, hellooo?

This is the "Grudge Match" thread, not the "Teabagging Thread"!

2the9s said:

Watch out... it might turn into a cock-fighting tournament soon enough... :-O