I know better than to post this shit here but what’s a guy to do? I’m not trying to set some corny ass precedent by making this post. And I’m far from desperate but I’ve got enough experience to know when I’m in the midst of the read deal. Why I did not give this fine ass girl my number is a question I just will not be able to answer. Without further ado: you were dancing all night with the guy with the white panama jack hat and you were wearing the “hello in every different language” shirt. I was focusing on “shalom” which was right around the mid-section. Damn, you were fine. Tell me you thought the same.

Damn, that sounds pathetic.