So yesterday was my first meetup at Dave and Busters in Ontario. I got a late start leaving from my house which is about 60 miles away in sunny san clemente. Nonetheless, I left at about ten minutes after five and proceeded on the 5, 57, 60, and the 15 freeways. (those were the directions mapquest gave me) I was concerned about being late and I was also trying to figure out how in the hell I was going to be able to identify any members of the org since I have only been a member for 2 months. I thought maybe there was going to be purple balloons or little red corvettes all over the place. To my dismay when I arrived at 6:30, wasn't shit there! So I walked into D and B's and took a random look around the place. I saw a group of people that I thought was the "crew" but then noticed the party balloons and about 7 to 8 9 year old girls and realized that it probably was not my party. At this point I went to the front and checked the list and saw absolutely nothing. So I stood there on my phone with a look on my face that must have said I am here for the org meetup I was then approached by a woman who said, " are you waiting for someone?" To this, I replied,"yes." She said, "are you a member of the org." She then introduced herself as Janfriend and I introduced myself as me. We waited outside then back inside for a bit before we satdown to make small talk. As we sat Jan periodically checked the front and even made random pages to see if the rest of our party was in the vicinity....no luck. Every so often she would ask a random person that had the same look I had on my face if they were waiting for someone. They were not! Heres where the evening took a turn for the worse. There was a guy sitting in the corner who we thought may have been waiting. As Jan asked him if he was meeting people, a woman came from behind us and began to bombard Jan with questions in a loud voice..."Bitch what the fuck are you talking to my man for?" "Do you know him?" Jan tried to explain and this rather rude and assuming lady just kept yelling and yelling. She then stepped past me to confront Jan. she bagan waving herhands in jans face and carrying on like a damn fool. I looked at the guy as if to say, " maybe you should check your woman..." he was looking like a damn buffoon, so I got up and intervened and told her politely what the deal was and asked her to take her seat and not make any more of a spectacle. Thats when (Bozo) her boyfriend stood up and made his way in front of me. I didnt think anything of it because after all it was a simple misunderstanding. right? I have never been so damn wrong! this guy gave me a look like I have never seen before. like he wanted to do something. all the while his woman acted out of pocket. FOR NO DAMN REASON! so I put my arm out to move jan out of the way and this guy clocked me in my jaw!!!! I stumbled back at the same time knocking jan into the table and she knocking the table over. our drinks fell on some people I dont even know. I picked her up and the guy hit me again. I put my hands on the floor to brace myself and lunged at his midsection. we struggled and I got him to the ground. I began donkey kong punding on his face like he stole my bananas.his woman, ever the feminine firecracker jumps on my back and starts to claw at my neck. I can feel jan trying to grab her off of me. then I feel the weirdest thing I have ever felt in my life....it was like a sharp tingling electrifying shock to my back. I couldnt move. I thought I was paralyzed,. come to find out a security guard had tazed me! I then got drug out of the restaurant and harassed by ontario police. They kept asking me if I wanted to go to jail for assault. I told them I just wanted to go home. So they offered to escort me to my car. I said ok. but wait...we couldnt find my car. we circled the parking lot what seemed like 40 times...NOW I WAS PISSED. My jaw hurt, hands were swollen, my nice shirt was fucking dingy and ripped, my neck was all scratched up...and now I cant find my dirty ass 2001 jeep cherokee sport! so after an hour of searching we concluded my car was stolen. FUCK! off to the mall substation to make a report. another hour and a half of my life wasted. luckily, janfriend was a really good friend and waited and gave me a ride all the way back home. Needless to mention my injuries are minimal but my fucked up attitude is of astronomical porportions! So to Jan, sorry we didnt even get to eat appetizers or finish our drinks, but thank you for pushing that bitch off my back and hopefully they find my damn car!

J-

Wow, brotha sorry to hear that your experience turned out so bad! That totally sucks! U need to come up to Norcal next weekend to make up for last night. There are 2 partys on in sj and one in the city. People in the bay are out to have a good time with no attitude. Make your way to one of the Prince vs. Michael gigs and trust me you'll have a great time. I went to my first last night and had one of the best times thanks afrochick! She was so cool to hang out with! well hope all works out!

wow jay...sorry to hear you had such a horrible experience. who organized the meetup?

and jedi, stop pimping sh*t man!!! the guy's been through enough already.

I am so sorry.... I am in shock over here!





Like I said I have been at this for quite sometime and never heard of such a thing....
I hope Raha is ok!

I really am hurt for what you and Raha have been through. I can't say sorry enough for the nightmare experience.

sos-

f--in relax man!! I was't trying to pimp shit as you say! I feel for the dude it sounded like he didn't have a good exp and I wanted to say come up to the bay and we'll all have a good time. Some folks on here take shit so serious!

jedi77 said:

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so sorry to hear.

How awful. I'm so sorry.

Awwwww man that funked up. I believe in Kharma and believe me it will turn back on those fools.

Jedi it was wonderful to see you last night and I'll see you next weekend.

I hope your next meetup will be a better one

Incidents like this make me feel helpless and angry. Where is society headed? Who were the role models for these 2 fools? I worry for my son and the social idiots he will encounter in his future. I hope to teach him to simply walk and away and fast! I feel terrible for you two. I was meant to be there last night but the party I was at went later than expected. Did anyone else show up? There's gotta be a way to identify our group in the future in public places. Maybe a Prince symbol drawn on the top of our hand or something like that. I hope this incident doesn't deter you from future events. Take care.....

Wow that is unfuckingbelievable! What a nightmare! I hope they find your car and all I can say is... okay I'm actually speechless, but I really sorry that happened to you and Jan

What the hell?! Awful!

I want to thank everyone for their kind words and encouragement. Now for the kicker.....*drumroll* I made the whole story up! Yes I did. None of that shit happened. What really happened was no one showed up and Jan and I ate and talked for awhile. Thats about it. I'm still driving my jeep and its still filthy. Sorry but when we were leaving we thought it would be hysterical to make up a story about what happened for all the people who didnt attend...anyway Im not a habitual liar and if any of you do actually meet me at an event do not try and "clock me in my jaw" It was a good story though. wasnt it?

Jaythestar7 said:

You a stank nasty mo fo.

I mean, I made that up. Good enough story. Wish I coulda seen it on COPS.

LMAO.....

I know what, JanFriend better bring herself in here to endure some of this heat

Jaythestar7 said:

It was very good and I'm kicking myself for not calling you on it!! It sooo read like a hilarious bad night out scene from a movie!

Okay but Jan c'mon don't leave Jay hangin! lol

mimiviz said:

Yeah, she's pulling a Justin to his Janet, ain't she?

RipHer2Shreds said:

I can't believe you mentioned Timberbitch!!

Anyways, I see nothing wrong with the story. Afterall, people didn't show. I am very hurt. That's what they get

That does suck that no one showed and I personally liked the story. I was really mad at that chick!! lol

Jaythestar7 said:

That shit is not funny.

Lothan said:

Yeah, it's not

And for that you get the