My name is Muse and I am funky
My name is Muse the one and only
I did not come 2 fuck around
'Till I get this invasion I won't leave your town
In the beginning the Org knew me
But on the 24th day all will see
not tryin' to rest y'all when my plane touch downs
Sound like a invasion cold gettin' down
I tried to bust my jetlag, but I bust a dream
My Brits was worried 'til they heard me scream
My name is Muse and I am funky
My name is Muse the one and only - hurt me (please)

(Do that, do that, Phil)
(Do that, do that, Herman)
Hurt me (Do that, do that, Aksel)
(Do that, do that, Carrie)
(Do that, do that, Petra)
(Do that, do that, Miguel)
(Do that, do that, Susanah)
(Do that, do that, Nana)

My name is Muse and I am funky
When it come to Invasions I am a junky
I know from North America I know from Europe
I got the UK and we all friends
Don't try 2 clock us, we much too fast
you try to stop us we kick that ass
Without a pistol, without a gun
When u hear my orgers you'll be havin' fun
That's when I gottcha that's when u mine
To tell the truth, tell me what's my line?

My name is Muse and I am funky (You can't stop Muse)
My name is Muse the one and only - hurt me please (You can't stop Muse)

(Do that, do that, Electrostar)
(Do that, do that, Cavityonastick)
(Do that, do that, Predom)
Funky fresh 4 the 2006 (Do that, do that, Tisse)

My name is Muse, I don't wanna be queen
Cuz I've seen the top and it's not a dream
Big flights great people and invasionary moves
Will grace this place but it won't save 's case
I'm here to tell you that there's a better way
Would our Ben be happy if He came 2 day?
I ain't sayin' I'm better, no better than u
But if u want 2 play with me, u better learn the rules

My name is Muse and I am funky (You can't stop Muse)
My name is Muse the one and only (You can't stop Muse)
I did not come 2 fuck around (You can't stop Muse)
'Till I get this invasion I won't leave your town
I won't leave this town
I won't leave this town
I won't leave this - leave this - leave this

My name is Muse and I am funky (You can't stop Muse)
My name is Muse the one and only (You can't stop Muse)
Funky fresh 4 2006 (Do that, do that, Onenitealone)
(Do that, do that, Dawn74)
(Do that, do that, LadyMonica)
Hurt me (Do that, do that, JD....)

The funkier I be
The funkier I get, oh shit
Lickety split on the lyric
A new gurl in the pulpit
Watch it , your track is leakin'
What is this u're seekin'?
The syncopated rhymes are at their peak
When you jumped on my D.I.C.K.
That's the one thing that I don't play
The jock strap was 2 big 4 u anyway
U're just a simpleton
I'll bust u like a pimple, son
My star is 2 bright
Boy, I'll sink u like the ship Poseidon Adventure
U're bumpin' dentures 2 be cocksure
There must be more coming from
your mouth than manure.
So with a flow and a spray, I say hey
U must become a prince before u're king anyway

(Do that, do that Rocknrollisalive)
(Do that, do that davehead )

It's time I get ig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-n-ignorant
Def be the beat that I'm rockin'
Yo so, come get a hit
And put your thinking cap on
U've been forewarned
I call upon the inner forces that I've got brewin'
In my cauldron. That means my nugget...
Sometimes I'm rugged
The style I posses be havin'
The other brothers buggin' and this is 4 those who oppose
And propose 2 overexpose disclose
Pose a threat 2 my brother
Like any other man makin' a stand
I'll be damned if I let u play this hand
I'm the blackjack dealer and the cards are stacked
What do u expect 2 win when u're used to playing craps?

(Do that, do that Zaara)
Hell yeah, let's get this under the hmm...
(Do that, do that Funkybrotha
)


"Damn." It's gettin' tricky
I mean it's a sticky situation
2 resurrect a invasion with feeling
And give it this much affection
Passion flows and who knows
What lurks in the gallows of my mind
I put my foot in the ass of
12 inches of non-stop sole
I'm on a roll with P, and it's time for the show
So do that, do that somebody
Wave your hands in the air
This is a motherfucking party
While u're laying back I'm on the attack paddywhack
Give yourself a bone
This is my house and I'm prone
2 layin' some chrome upside some motherfuckers dome
And I'm out...

My name is Muse and I am funky
My name is Muse the one and only

My name is Muse
My name is Muse
My name is Muse
My name is Muse
My name is Muse
My name is Muse
My name is Muse
My name is Muse







My name is Muse








Yo man she came


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[Edited 2/21/06 22:38pm]

[Had to remove a few negative references to another user. --Matt]
[Edited 2/26/06 3:38am]

I'm speechless!

How many cups of coffee does it take to write something like that?

so funny that you keep trying to slip these threads past the mods . . .

fantasyislander said:

Woo hoo!!!!! It is sooooo on!!!!!


M

Oh good god, it is time.

if i were going, i'd be leaving this afternoon.




ok, that is the last time i'm gonna feel sorry for myself about all this. i swear.


have a great time karen, and everyone else too!!

okay, you just made me REALY jealous about missing the London Invasion.

HAVE FUN PEOPLE!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You own me already.

I am packed, btw.

Just the shower stuff n toothbrushes n stuff.

Carries off...

we are doing this thing people

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

if i were going i'd be in the air right now. i was going to fly tonight, and recover thursday in london so i could be myself for the weekend.

Three hours!

Woohoo!

Have a safe flight everyone

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Hope you packed those coats! First snow of the season in London this morning!

PREDOMINANT said:

You better be teasing me!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Yow! Her name is Muse and she is funky.

Excellent lyrics. Now if we could just set that to music and record you.....

Snow here. Lots of it but not staying. Turning to drizzle. First stop the jumper shop for you warm weather people.

Electrostar said:

lol I think we better!

Are you offering to be my producer cause I think this song is really gonna do something!

Excellent Muse..Prince will be proud. Cu soonx

endorphin74 said:

me too!!!!

to you all~

wish i could join

did Karen already leave????

Can anyone tell me why this mother fucker is in here?????

Its a song....with ref to meeting orgers

Fan Gatherings
Throwing a fan party? Want to find a get-together? Trying to organize a local club? Post here.

Does not fit the definition on the forums page.....fer fucks sake.

LisasBrush said:

Chris, you ARE missed! I hope you are doing well.

M

2the9s said: