NOW HEAR THIS

I've decided to start up a series of 'dance' parties for those who don't really think there's any contest with Cacko Jacko. This one will concentrate on darker, nastier, noisier aspects of P set against T.
The first party will take in a flat in Bermondsey with details to be announced at a momant's notice. Further parties will be announced at short notice, usually on the doorstep of the addresses unilaterally selected to host them.

The volume will be set at eleven.

THAT IS ALL

FURTHER DETAILS OF EVENT:

The place in Bermondsey we were gonna have the 'party' at has, unfortunately, been demolished. We're currently looking at a couple of places where the owners might be out tomorrow night. For security, the parties will have to take place in total darkness, usually accomplishable by smashing all the light fittings.
In case of a power cut and/or power unavailability, I have attached my 80's-style ULTRAGHETTOBLASTER to one of my dogs, all of whom will be attending and handling security for the parties.

Someone has suggested that the general 'ambience' of production with Prince and NIN is not always comparable. However, we've worked around this by pre-distorting the Prince tracks before leaving the shed.

Word.

Funny

Thanks to Dan of the London massive for enthusiastically replying to this currently underrated topic. The latest news from the shed is that we have now completed the 80 decibel remix of the 'Lovesexy'album by passing it through a Marshall 100 watt stack before re-recording it with a Tesco's microphone.
Of course, none of this will make much sense to out American viewers but suffice to say that it's kind of like 'Jackass' except substituting ears for other body parts.

We've had to 'tone down' some NIN tracks because of the previously-mentioned 'incompatibility' of production styles.

In particular, matching 'Starfuckers Inc' to 'When 2 R In LOve' has proved an insurmountable problem.

Does anybody have any suggestions for further soundclashes?


Meanwhile, as far as the venue goes, we've now located a werehouse (sic) which will do just fine.
Half of it was burnt in a fire five years ago but the rest of it is fine apart from the unfortunate mess the pigeons are contiuing to leave behind.

Lousy boids!

I'm not sure whether this is the wierdest thread I've ever seen, or the funniest.

I don't think people are taking this thread seriously enough. At the last count, there were 2.4 enquiries about our special all-in party packs including flights, which, obviously, given the trouble I've gone to in attempting to secure a venue makes my three-month jail sentence for breaking and entering all the more painful. But I'm not giving up. Work is already underway on a special cassette-only mp1 release featuring the best of our Prince vs NIN soundclashes including 'Sweet Baby' vs 'March of the Pigs' and 'Old Friends for Sale' vs 'Only'.
Subscribe here now and win a holiday for eleven!

BananaCologne said:

1.3 What's with the name changes?

On June 7th, 1993 (his 35th birthday), Prince announced that he would change his name to an unpronounceable symbol.
The glyph incorporates the male and female signs along with the alchemy symbol for soapstone:



Actually, I heard (at a party held in my local Kwik-E-Mart) that he changed his name to an unpronouncable symbol in order to annoy music journalists worldwide, try the patience of his fans and assert his superior cleverness to his record comppany. The symbol is a combination of a circle, a straight line and another straight line with a kind of trumpet thing and the purpose was to attract the messiah to come and jam with him on his next LP.

Unfortunately, there were no messiahs who could understand what the hall 'The sacrifice of Victor' was about.

I got excited about hearing my 2 fav artists, but this is funny shit!

Lol ConsciousContact Your sig is very similar to a line in Bob George!
[Edited 2/17/06 7:19am]

Now it can be revealed!
There WAS a Prince afterparty and it was right here at our venue where we've used over 350 Tesco's toilet roll packs to clean up the sheeeit those lousy boids left behind. Anyway, for those that missed the event, what happened was that I'd posted a special item on the 'Prince is playing the Brits' thread warning everyone that there was likely to be a bare-knuckle fist-fight between Prince and Noel Edmonds presented of 'Deal or No Deal' on Channel 4 in the UK at 4.15 weekdays. For American viewers as well as forty-something UK viewers, Noel was the person who presented Prince with an award for Purple Rain (As I said earlier, I think it was for 'Best Use of Fake Fur in a Dramatic Context' for 'Purple Rain')at the Brits back in 1985 but ended up making fun of Prince to the nation when he turned up with his huge minder, Chuck.

Anyway, for reasons best known to Babana Colgane, the moderator of that thread, my exciting news was deleted from that thread, leading to the fist-fight being moved from the Brits afterparty to our werehouse in the Bermondsey area

Prince eventually beat Edmonds with a rabbit punch loosening the latter's grip on the former's hair extensions. I've filmed it on Super 8 and will be uplodging it to the interweb as soon as I figure out how to develop the film.

The soundtrack for the fight was, of course, the recent winner of our soundclash contest, 'March of The Pigs' vs 'Sweet Baby' in 5.1 surround mono.