You did great victory!
http://www.sirjac2.com/

I agree, there was nothing cabaret about VICTORY ELLIOTT whatsoever. Sir Jac can spot some tallent.

Remember: Funk don't live in American Idol. It's a good thing!

We'd love a cut on project two!

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[This message was edited Wed Jan 28 7:16:28 PST 2004 by NFO]

From http://www.idolonfox.com/.../index.htm :

Now break out the clam chowder in a sourdough bowl, it’s San Francisco! Paula’s back and she brought a snappy little hat with her. Hey, I’ve ridden that cable car before. Why? Because I’m a big, stupid American tourist. Wheee! First up in the City by the Bay is Michael, who goes a long way in perpetuating the stereotypes most people have about San Francisco. So what if Michael can’t sing? He can always get a job as Adam Goldberg’s stand in. Next up is Victoria Elliott, who I’m guessing doesn’t dress so flashy for her job as a prison guard. Speaking of which, it’s back to cell block D for Miss Elliott. Her spiritual and fashion guru, Mr. Jack, gives her some tough love. “You need it. You can do it. You have to feel the fuzzy fedora!” Then security kicks them out. I can’t believe Mr. Jack’s advice didn’t work out.

I thought Victory did GREAT! She didn't sound like a cabaret singer to me...whatever THAT sounds like.

Her vibrato was way thin and annoying i thought,

and singing a little bit out of nose.

I don't think she was that good.

She's not bad, i'm sure the lable could make her great, she had a look. but theres a reason way she didn't make it both times.
[This message was edited Wed Jan 28 9:47:42 PST 2004 by Jem]

I think cabaret came from just her whole package, the look+sound+way she moved.

I don't think it was an insult, i guess she would rather be an idol, which is stupid to me. if she was really a singer and into herself, she wouldn't have given a shit.

I wouldn't want to go through american idol, once people find out how u MADE it into the industry it devalues ur music and performance.
[This message was edited Wed Jan 28 10:01:26 PST 2004 by Jem]

Jem said:

I heard that!

I cant believe people watch this show!

cloud9mission said:

The televised auditions are a treat. They usually highlight on the worst auditions and they can be REALLY funny. When the show goes to hollywood, it's all down hill cheese from there.

ha, ya, if u want to be on the show, either be really good, or really bad.

whats funny is before the auditions in front of simon and shit, theres a quick audition, like at the stadium.
u know MTV wants to make fun of ppl, because they cut some of the ok ppl, and let through the ridiculous ppl.

NFO said:

What I don't understand is that, there's thousands of people waiting at each audition, and there's screeners that hear every person BEFORE they go in front of the real judges.

With THAT in mind, how on EARTH do these horrid singers get by? I mean, if I just showed up and sang horridly - real bad real gawdy, the judges would shoo me on through for the giggles?

If that's the case, which it MUST be, then you'd think some folks are getting wise to this and faking SUPERBAD singing to get in on the gag reel, and then trying to sing for real when they get in front of the judges. Whatever.

I saw MAD TV's spoof on it, and Paula and Randy were playing themselves - THAT was entertainment, yo.

Where's the first American Idol winner now? Flailing in the wind?

otan said:

Ya what i just said, its messed up.

American Idol is the funniest sit-com on TV. I love it.