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THE STATE OF THE FUNK ADDRESS. The State of the Funk Address: by The Funky President of the New Funk Order.
Tuesday, August 12th, 2003. My fellow funkateers- the state of the funk is strong, and the funk gets stronger. In 2001, a funk odd-yssey began with the oddfather, aka Fantastic Shakespeare, being ushered into his dick-tater-ship in Plasticland, coming out of his unfunky sheet to reveal his clown gown for the world to see. Him and his daddy, aka- "the dragon", wanna ship the flour like a vendor, only he wanna do it in six pound sacks, and treats it like gold. Like a new age anti-Solomon, he wants you to receive your talents of gold, but only by his hand. But, my fellow funkateers, the time is now to come out of your mental Babylon and into the light of the 1. Don't take no zebra corduroy in a glass house, and don't take no unfunky ID card, because the funk shall make you funky everlasting, and the knuf shall render you unfunkable if you play on his chessboard. Come, funky people, to the New Funk Order, where we protect all that is from the Land of Arts. Whatever you can hear or visualize we will try to protect from the hands of the snakes and spies, because this is snake charmin' music, and we aim to put the snake to sleep with our creepy sounds- THAT SUCKA WILL DANCE! The watchful eye of Novus Ordo Seclorum has been out looking at you in the form of the Ridiculous Incapable Asinine Association, trying to keep your booty from shaking your funky pants loose, and trying to serve you high priced monkey poo, straight from the head monkey herself, and trying to make you trance to the comatosystematic anti-groove. What we at the New Funk Order bring you is the groovalicious audiophonic salts, dressings, and herbs to add to your funk, and serve a lovely funkequalogistic portion of rump roast to the world's behind. And in the process, my fellow funkateers, ALL OF OUR FUNK GETS STRONGER. This is the test, funk it or flunk it. In closing, may the Positive One give up the funk 4 U, and may the Positive One give up the funk for The United Funk Of Funkadelica, and the New Funk Order. | |
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Flashpointe said: The State of the Funk Address: by The Funky President of the New Funk Order.
Tuesday, August 12th, 2003. My fellow funkateers- the state of the funk is strong, and the funk gets stronger. In 2001, a funk odd-yssey began with the oddfather, aka Fantastic Shakespeare, being ushered into his dick-tater-ship in Plasticland, coming out of his unfunky sheet to reveal his clown gown for the world to see. Him and his daddy, aka- "the dragon", wanna ship the flour like a vendor, only he wanna do it in six pound sacks, and treats it like gold. Like a new age anti-Solomon, he wants you to receive your talents of gold, but only by his hand. But, my fellow funkateers, the time is now to come out of your mental Babylon and into the light of the 1. Don't take no zebra corduroy in a glass house, and don't take no unfunky ID card, because the funk shall make you funky everlasting, and the knuf shall render you unfunkable if you play on his chessboard. Come, funky people, to the New Funk Order, where we protect all that is from the Land of Arts. Whatever you can hear or visualize we will try to protect from the hands of the snakes and spies, because this is snake charmin' music, and we aim to put the snake to sleep with our creepy sounds- THAT SUCKA WILL DANCE! The watchful eye of Novus Ordo Seclorum has been out looking at you in the form of the Ridiculous Incapable Asinine Association, trying to keep your booty from shaking your funky pants loose, and trying to serve you high priced monkey poo, straight from the head monkey herself, and trying to make you trance to the comatosystematic anti-groove. What we at the New Funk Order bring you is the groovalicious audiophonic salts, dressings, and herbs to add to your funk, and serve a lovely funkequalogistic portion of rump roast to the world's behind. And in the process, my fellow funkateers, ALL OF OUR FUNK GETS STRONGER. This is the test, funk it or flunk it. In closing, may the Positive One give up the funk 4 U, and may the Positive One give up the funk for The United Funk Of Funkadelica, and the New Funk Order. Error Report: [funk overload; funk overload; funk overload...] He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. - Albert Einstein | |
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Flashpointe said: The State of the Funk Address: by The Funky President of the New Funk Order.
Tuesday, August 12th, 2003. My fellow funkateers- the state of the funk is strong, and the funk gets stronger. In 2001, a funk odd-yssey began with the oddfather, aka Fantastic Shakespeare, being ushered into his dick-tater-ship in Plasticland, coming out of his unfunky sheet to reveal his clown gown for the world to see. Him and his daddy, aka- "the dragon", wanna ship the flour like a vendor, only he wanna do it in six pound sacks, and treats it like gold. Like a new age anti-Solomon, he wants you to receive your talents of gold, but only by his hand. But, my fellow funkateers, the time is now to come out of your mental Babylon and into the light of the 1. Don't take no zebra corduroy in a glass house, and don't take no unfunky ID card, because the funk shall make you funky everlasting, and the knuf shall render you unfunkable if you play on his chessboard. Come, funky people, to the New Funk Order, where we protect all that is from the Land of Arts. Whatever you can hear or visualize we will try to protect from the hands of the snakes and spies, because this is snake charmin' music, and we aim to put the snake to sleep with our creepy sounds- THAT SUCKA WILL DANCE! The watchful eye of Novus Ordo Seclorum has been out looking at you in the form of the Ridiculous Incapable Asinine Association, trying to keep your booty from shaking your funky pants loose, and trying to serve you high priced monkey poo, straight from the head monkey herself, and trying to make you trance to the comatosystematic anti-groove. What we at the New Funk Order bring you is the groovalicious audiophonic salts, dressings, and herbs to add to your funk, and serve a lovely funkequalogistic portion of rump roast to the world's behind. And in the process, my fellow funkateers, ALL OF OUR FUNK GETS STRONGER. This is the test, funk it or flunk it. In closing, may the Positive One give up the funk 4 U, and may the Positive One give up the funk for The United Funk Of Funkadelica, and the New Funk Order. you been chatting wit dreamfirstborn too much lol | |
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