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You stuck a flute in your cha cha?

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

This Drummer is getting sick of all the drummer jokes & decides to learn a new instrument. He walks into the local music shop & says to the shopkeeper 'Can I have that Trumpet & that Accordian over there please.

The shopkeeper looks at him puzzeled & replys 'you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator is bolted to the wall'